toast-coital

a meal, usually breakfast, after sex

The toast-coital repast gave her the strength to get dressed and leave.

by bullterrier January 1, 2009

milk toast

spineless, lacking backbone. not standing up for oneself

so i said "hey rachel get me a soda biatch" and she did, she always did what she was told, beacuse she was milktoast

by mike rohn June 12, 2005

Hopeful Toast

Toast made in the microwave, typically by depressed college students

"Are you making Hopeful Toastagain?"
"Ya I hate myself"

by Miz4962 January 8, 2017

toasted owl

When a girl squats over a toilet to pee and ends up shitting all over the seat and falling forward hitting her head on the wall all while someone is watching.

Sara was so trashed last night that she did a toasted owl in the ladies bathroom.

by Eggroid October 21, 2019

eggs on toast

THE BEST FOOD TO EXIST

The eggs on toast i had was better than my self -esteem

by Saltine Kracker November 17, 2017

Run-By toasting

The act of throwing toast at someone and running.

Tom Green-type comedy.

For halloween, me and my friend are going run-by toasting in town.

*throws toast at old man* *screams random jibberish and runs away leaving the old man and the wittnesses befuddled*

by "kilo" October 31, 2003

toast cans

toast cans are simply toast cans

“That’s on toastcans luv”
“Let’s all be jem and use toast cans for spaghetti”

“Help i asked what toast cans were and they attacked my mentions”

by toastcan teacher January 15, 2020