Toad in the Hole

When you have a small, mushroom shaped penis that resembles the Nintendo character Toad and you insert it into a woman that you have paid to keep quiet about the encounter.

Wow, Donald Trump really gave ole Stormy Daniels a Toad in the Hole.

by GFMercy October 05, 2018

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Pistol toad

A person that is quick to jump at the chance to use a gun instead of fighting

That muthaphucka is a pistol toad, he always pullin out his strap ready to bust instead of knuckling up like a real man.

by Bernardo Mannie Barba October 20, 2007

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toad choad

Small male genitalia.

Lucy dumped Bruce because he had such a serious case of toad choad.

by Verbal Platinum Princess April 29, 2009

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Old toad

To describe a girlfriend,wife,or partner who is quite small and they look older than they are.

look at my brothers new girlfriend she is a old toad

by Bertyflirtyandimthirty November 19, 2009

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Toad Ode

A poem about a wacky computer teacher who looks/acts like a frog. Knows nothing about computers, and always calls the school's head of technology department to help him/her open Explorer. If you have trouble doing something in his/her class, tough shit. He/She can't help you.

A Toad Ode rhymes. The Format is ABAB CDCD EFEF. There are 3 stanzas.

I wrote another toad ode today.

by donwithlatin January 10, 2006

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