Freemium of Speech

When free speech doesn’t exist anymore because you aren’t rich enough to afford the top tier of freedom.

Replaces the old English ‘Freedom of speech’, which no longer exists.
Oof, I would love to hear your valid comment on that but your subscription ran out & you can no longer afford any Freemium of Speech.
by MissTake February 01, 2025
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Shepherdian Speech

A person of authority using falsehoods as a method of de-escalation, to avoid conflict and guide the conversation in an attempt to shine light on their accomplishments.
Just sat through another meeting that could have been an email, his Shepherdian Speech added an hour to the meeting, and nothing was accomplished.
by Captain Commander Sir February 11, 2024
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mussolini speech bubble

A classic gem from r/ultraleft. Often used when someone simps for the petite bourgeoisie/acts like mere worker co-ops will bring about socialism, which makes them look like Mussolini.
Person 1: "Capitalism shut down my local coffee shop. Capitalism can suck it"
based ultrachad: *mussolini speech bubble*
by AgainstTransHate June 25, 2024
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Cheeseburger Speech

When one of your friends has to make an oral report but doesn't know what to say. He then proceeds to awkwardly talk about cheeseburgers for the next 20 minutes. Everyone in the classroom is dumbfounded.
by Hobo from Hell March 17, 2012
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Freedom of speech

Something that was never really respected by any government, ever.
We Americans takes it for granted, unaware of that it has been trampled on, and will continue to be trampled on, if we don’t keep a closer eye on our big brother

Unfortunately it is human nature to attempt to gag the speech of someone when their views are not in your best interest. This is why we have laws, but the government still shits on it when they feel like, just look at what happened during ‘Nam war…
Someone: *insert something that pisses off some big people in big office*
(FBI open up!!!)
Someone: sir this is my freedom of speech

The jackboots: yes, and this is my freedom to permanently censor you (proceeds to shoot the guy dead)
by Unholy Saint August 17, 2024
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Freedom of Speech

The Birth Right to Say what you want when you want

"Something that does not exist anymore"
"Germany Did Nothing Wrong Europe should be For Europeans"

thats racist and anti-semitic you can't say that

well i thought freedom of speech existed guess not

im sorry dont ban or cancel me
by contagiousTruth September 26, 2022
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freedom of speech

freedom of speech: you (any living person no matter what) can say what they want when they want. they shall not be killed, harmed, etc... by anyone who hears/sees his/her viewpoint.
Jena says on Facebook that all lives are equally important, and Facebook takes it down, that is not letting someone have freedom of speech. Alex says I think we should vote in person and people shut his viewpoint down, that is not letting him have freedom of speech. but when a guy gets on the tv and says his beliefs/ thoughts without being cancelled that IS freedom of speech
by creachie September 14, 2022
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