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evan

evan is one of the biggest greasiest simps known to man. he will leave you for the wife all the time. he’s known for face timing his girlfriend while playing cod with the boys. he likes weird videos about old men spanking their cock. he’s a very special individual, but if you ever have a friend named evan. just make sure you don’t get him a girlfriend cause you will never see him again.
joe “dude, did that guy really ditch the boys for his girl?”

jack “yeah, he is a total EVAN”
by sillywillybilly May 30, 2020
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Evan

Evan is good at all sports. He is also so good looking that all the girls present think he is handsome and at least one guy. Evan has a long shlong and gets all the pussy.
Evan is amazing at basketball
by Urmomswanga October 21, 2017
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Evan

A very smart and beautiful haired man. He will treat any girl like a goddess if he believes she deserves it. He is the most loyal and caring guy you'll ever meet. Evan also has a great sense of humor and taste in anything from movies and music to food and books. Evan is honest when he needs and wants to be. He can be a little bit self centered but is usually pretty modest. Evan also has an obsession with Legos and Star Wars. Overall, Evan is a completely wonderful guy that 85% of girls want to hold and 25% of guys are a small bit jealous of.
¨Don you just love Evan?!¨
by EvAlWy April 23, 2018
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Evan

A pussy that has a girlfriend just to hide the fact that he is gay
by Ealgivf February 4, 2019
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Evan

Alberto~ "Damn man have you seen Evan he is soooooo thicc!!!"
Tony~ "I know, right, bro he's the thiccest of the thicc"
by Albert Alien June 24, 2018
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Evan

He is understandable and will let you tell him anything and won’t tell a soul. Evans Love their girlfriends and snuggling with them. Evans are tough on the out side and sweet and kind in the inside. They are very athletic and competitive and once you get an Evan don’t let them go they are 1 in a million
Girl 1: OMG look how hot he is!!
Girl 2: he must be an Evan
by emily920 January 11, 2018
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Evan

He is a fat hoe with a 30 minute 5k time and is also the gayest person alive and is a BOOMER
Bruh Evan is a hoe
by Hitler the Jew slayer November 21, 2019
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