Tims Mom

Tim Georges Mom is f-ing goregeous. Milf and a half.

Tim's mom showed up to wrestling practice, and the whole team got boners.

by Pimpindemhoes April 18, 2005

timethief

The act of annoying someone with pointless conversation, and purposely using up their time.
Usually for the fun or sport of it.

Dude you're being a freaking timethief i have stuff to do.

by TYLER630 May 18, 2008

timethief

From sales: Someone who will call, email, text, and then call again to determine the parameters of your product or service, only to pick it apart, find the problems and challenges with it, and even go as far as find online complaints about you, your product, or your service...all the while never really intending to close real business with you.

This individual will likely want to schedule conference calls, meetings, or other circle jerk media to ensure even MORE of their friends can hear or see you flop around on the pier like a fish out of water.

Best strategy - DELETE BUTTON!!!

"Hey Tim - Mrs. Jones just called..." "Yeah - I know - she's a total timethief"

See also: time waster, schlub, schmuck, poor execution

by closer1234 October 15, 2011

Tamster Squirrel

noun. A talented, smart, and all around great person. Can run fast and plays trumpet.

Tamster squirrel is a band geek.

by audrey November 7, 2004

timtab

timtab is the most common gamertag on xbox360, people with the gamertag timtab usually sit 2 inches away from the tv and play madden instead of hanging out with his/her friends.

man my friend john is such a timtab he wont hang out again.

by john zara November 28, 2010

Timmy Timato

Slays at life. Queef Kween. The biggest, juiciest timato in the patch.

Have you seen that youtuber Timmy Timato? Yeah, he slays at life and queefs like a kween! Yassss

by bleacheda$$hole November 19, 2016

Whiteboy with tims

It's a Newport Cigarette; The white part refers to a white boy and the brown part refers to the tims a.k.a timberland boots.

I was walking home from school today and i saw this little girl smoking a "Whiteboy with tims" lmfao!

by Shaqueepha February 26, 2011