Snow ticket 

An oblong snowball used use for wiping your asshole after taking a shit in the woods when there is no toilet paper.

That snow ticket was charmin soft.

Snow ticket by The Slane April 1, 2017

turkey-ticket raffle 

A "soft" term for a blatant example of child-labor, elementary-school style.

Elementary-school students are often already overworked and overtired, so the school should not pile even more labor on them by asking them to participate in that 0%!$@#& turkey-ticket raffle crap --- if the school needs more money, they should hold a bake-sale or something.

turkey-ticket raffle by QuacksO August 14, 2018

Hell Ticket 

A Hell Ticket is a joint that is rolled using any bible or religious paper, and by smoking that paper grants you a one way ticket to hell. Make sure that when smoking the Hell Ticket you do it with friends so you don’t burn in Hell alone.

I am gonna go straight to Hell for how many Hell Tickets I smoked last night.

Hell Ticket by BrooksPennyWhore February 25, 2019

booty ticket 

A slip or verbal version of the booty ticket is exceptional. A booty ticket is where a loved one or someone wanting to grab that booty. It cannot be denied or reversed

Dude, you should show her your booty ticket

booty ticket by mister bum hole November 25, 2019

10 ticket ride

These are the most exciting, elaborate, or fanciest rides in an amusement park or fair. You generally have to be taller than a certain height to go on these rides. They are very fun!

Did you see Gene's new bike? That is one 10 ticket ride!

10 ticket ride by mememetoo October 19, 2020

Gas ticket 

Irish slang for a very funny person

“You’re a gas ticket!”

Gas ticket by Irishgal2000 December 27, 2021

Timber ticket 

A rag, pillowcase or blanket used to mop up semen.

Mom found the timber ticket

Timber ticket by Muthaphukker January 19, 2022