thunder dan

1) The nickname for the greatest basketball player from Traverse City, MI.

2) A self proclaimed nickname, that anyone named 'Dan', can call themselves. Hopefully, it will catch on, and your friends will start calling you that.

1) Thunder Dan is wicked from 3 point land.

2) Yo bitch, I told you, I will only respond when you address me as Thunder Dan.

by Dan March 25, 2004

Thunder Cunt

A real bitch. A pain in the ass. Usally a women on a power trip

Man , mandy is a real thunder cunt

by baw87 May 1, 2010

Thunder Storm

The perfect way of avoiding the awkwardness after a one night stand. Before intercourse, place a pile of shit on the ceiling fan without her noticing. In the morning, crank the ceiling fan on high and as pieces of shit start to fly everywhere, shout, "THUNDER STORM!" and run away.

Guy #1: So was it awkward in the morning?
Guy #2: No dude, I thunder stormed my way out of there before it got weird.

by manwithanorangeforahead July 27, 2010

thunder junk

1. very large penis and testicles
2. person with very large penis and testicles

we call him thunder junk

by smoove October 8, 2003

thunder dumplings

someone who's robust balls are more awe inspiring than their cock

My balls are rather ordinary but Handy's girlfriend claims he has thunder dumplings underneath his nondescript member.

by provider44 January 14, 2010

chocolate thunder

explosive diarrhea

Bob had chocolate thunder all night.

by lsfkn September 11, 2011

Thunder Buddy

A friend who comforts you when there is a thunderstorm as seen in Ted

When you hear the sound of thunder don’t you get too scared

Just grab your thunder buddy and say these magic words:
You can’t get me thunder cause you’re just God’s farts!

by Anonymous person..... March 28, 2019