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Kangaroo Temperature

Hussein: Do you know why they call me Kangaroo? Because I’m Kangaroo Temperature!
Sydney and Kt: How much is that?
Hussein: 165.2°
Sydney and Kt: OHHH YOURE HOT
by Theatre4H January 30, 2020
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Dizzy Kangaroo

This is when you spin her on your dick like a Beyblade and then stand up while she is still spinning. You then pick her up and start jumping and when she's about to puke you throw her onto the bed and jump on top of her. You then proceed to ejaculate onto her breasts while she pukes onto your dick.
Last night my girlfriend didn't make me any mack n cheese, so I made the bitch do a dizzy kangaroo
by BDB420 June 7, 2021
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Kangaroo Jack

When you grab a girls ankles and jerk yourself off with her feet
I don’t love her if she isn’t down for a kangaroo jack.
by GreatestGuyAround November 2, 2025
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Eats kangaroo

Lesbian oral sex (ideally while standing, one partner holding the other up) that involves an Australian girl
"So, I hear Sheila and Barbie went home together last night, what do you think they did?"
"Judging from the fumbling I heard going on upstairs, I think it is safe to say Sheila eats kangaroo."
by T to the Homm October 18, 2009
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Trash Kangaroo

The opossum because it carries it's babies in a pouch is why it's similar to a kangaroo
Stupid trash kangaroos are in the dumpster hissing at my co workers.
by Catwoman1995 December 5, 2018
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Dirty Kangaroo

The drunken act of emptying a bowl of snacks into your underpants and then putting them back into the bowl for other unsuspecting guests to eat.
Adam pulled a dirty kangaroo on the Doritos and nobody noticed
by anonymous August 27, 2023
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Kangaroo

Hi kangaroo
by Bo$$ June 5, 2016
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