View Farming Short

Youtube Short form content designed to either lure a viewer into the comments while the video is not paused or has an image to read while the video is unpaused for massive viewer intake.
"This video is very short and has a funny meme on the screen, This must be a View Farming Short!"
by ANCARTFACT May 22, 2023
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Mountain View Middle School

Mountain View is where all the loudest, most annoying, god-forsaken kids are. You'll find 3-4 exceptions but other than that, you question what the parents did during pregnancy to make them come out like that. Not only the kids but the staff too. 99.99999%of the time, the teachers and staff suck so bad, you wonder what traumatic event happened as the only explanation of how they turned out. The other 2 people are fine.
John: Brian...... I have to go to Mountain View Middle School
Brian: My condolences
by hurhurbhurbhurbhurbhurbhurbhur September 22, 2021
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Mountain View Middle School

This school is the perfect school if you would like to get lice, a migraine, depression, anxiety, etc! The kids suck and the staff is even worse but that A ok because the teacher doesn't care at all! Thunder is the best 6th-grade team ninja is the WORST 7th-grade team and Earth had potential but Castle ruined it Ice and Ocean are pretty ok. The girls gossip 25/8 and the wanna-be popular guys are just ick. Anyways, If this didn't sell you to come to this school what are you waiting for? sign up now!
by classof2028 February 05, 2024
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Rear View Tourist

Somebody who uses their rear view mirror to look into the car behind to check out what the driver/occupants are doing.
"So I was driving to work and this dude in the car behind me was brushing his teeth at the traffic lights."
"You're the full rear view tourist, buddy."
by They Told Me I Had To August 20, 2009
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Viewing Area

A pathetic way to inform viewers of how large the television market serves when typically a) the market size is small versus b) the effected radiated power serves much further away than its market boundaries.
"The thunderstorms are moving to the north at 10mph outside of the viewing area". The area they are mentioning could very well pick up that television station and are seeking important weather information from them.

Using a map that only shows the counties and locations the television station serves

Using a state abbreviation when a location is outside of their so called "viewing area" within the state the station is located at.
by WRALization March 27, 2009
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A coupling nightmare that has more ROOTS in it's origin of AGGRAVATION.

OK PEDIPHILE bashing is on the G00GLE ALPHABET PERENNIAL CALENDER.

Cast of characters: LAWERENCE EDWARD PAGE former CEO G00GLE, BRIAN C. CORNELL TARGET CEO AND A YUM, and a LIT UP (TURNED ON PORNOCAR)TESLA DEALER.

MARK ELLIOT ZUCKERBERG.NATIONAL SECURITY AGENCY.684 WASTE ASS PIT SEX LAS VEGAS.
Here is the problem as HOMOSEXUAL , ELDER and the last bastion of AGGRAVATUON this MOINTAIN VIEW SECURITY TRAUMA ,1555 PLYMOUTH . The ALLIED SECURITY UNIFORMS read G00GLE SECURITY as same BUGGERS from VEGAS cone along and as " I AM being told to leave the TOXIC WASTE DUMP G00GLE just bought after being SHOOED away yelling "all you did is change UNIFORMS" CIVIL ENGINAEER my suitcases missing a ROCK BOOK and my AMAZON CONNECTOR. ALAN, have twenty minutes to leave TRUMP ORGANIZATION 1555 TOXIC DUMP "as I am yelling about that HOMONGENSEXUAL FIRST TRESPASS and HOMONGENSEXUAL SECOND TRESPASS in REDWOOD CITY.

WOULD GAGA SCHIZOPHRENIA called into ASSEY JASSY ANDY WH0LE F00DS and steal $10 from me, my receipt from AMAZON TABLET FIRE 7 just purchased being IN CAH00TS with the MOUNTAIN VIEW POLICE as causing AGGRAVATED MOUNTAIN VIEW SECURITY TRAUMA. Another LAPDOG ZOMBIE H0M0SEXUAL as PEDOPHILE FAGG0T'S ALAN I WALDMAN

JAMES ALLEN NELSON at the at time there before ICE at the CHILDREN'S TELEVISION WORKSHOP set the CEO'S tone for MOUNTAIN VIEW SECURITY TRAUMA causing a VYING of the CORPORATE CEO BASHING after feeding ALAN I WALDMAN.SHITEATER a FEAST to the JEWISH FAGG0TS C0PR0PHILE PED0PHILE of MANDATORY PISS DRINK-ING and MANDATORY SHIT-EATING at the I FEAST.FIESTA in HENDERS0N NEVADA that is now closed for good at STATION'S CASIN0.

86 MOUNTAIN VIEW SECURITY TRAUMA as 117 = 86 or 306 = 240.
by .MANDATORY SHITEATER April 24, 2022
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Views and behaviors

Like what, Mike? Banging pornstars and theft of intellectual property? Doing an incest cult? Sounds like you want the government to act as the enforcement wing of your incest cult. Did Trump figure out which verse is his favorite yet? I like the one about 'slaughtering all of the women and children and even the cattle EXCEPT for the virgins, at which point, you can take them as property.' That one is up there for me. And 'the burning your souls forever part.' That one is probably my favorite! Hold on... Let me look it up..."
Hym "Hmm.... How about 'They will be punished with everlasting destruction and shut out from the presence of the Lord and from the glory of his might' Thessalonians 1:9 Kind of sounds like what you're doing to ME. I guess I better do a solipsistic incest cult, huh? Or this one 'Keep yourselves in God's love as you wait for our lord Jesus Christ's mercy to bring you to eternal life' i.e. do what I say and wait patiently to die OR Thessalonians 1:9. Lot of good stuff in there. Very cool. Are those the views and behaviors?"
by Hym Iam February 04, 2025
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