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Toad in the Hole

When you have a small, mushroom shaped penis that resembles the Nintendo character Toad and you insert it into a woman that you have paid to keep quiet about the encounter.
Wow, Donald Trump really gave ole Stormy Daniels a Toad in the Hole.
by GFMercy October 5, 2018
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Pistol toad

A person that is quick to jump at the chance to use a gun instead of fighting
That muthaphucka is a pistol toad, he always pullin out his strap ready to bust instead of knuckling up like a real man.
by Bernardo Mannie Barba November 6, 2007
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toading the emperor

To use the spell "Toad" in Final Fantasy 2 and successfully "toading" the emperor on the very first turn, thus no need to challenge him as a boss.
by Alexylex February 4, 2005
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toad choad

Lucy dumped Bruce because he had such a serious case of toad choad.
by Verbal Platinum Princess April 29, 2009
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Toad Ode

A poem about a wacky computer teacher who looks/acts like a frog. Knows nothing about computers, and always calls the school's head of technology department to help him/her open Explorer. If you have trouble doing something in his/her class, tough shit. He/She can't help you.

A Toad Ode rhymes. The Format is ABAB CDCD EFEF. There are 3 stanzas.
I wrote another toad ode today.
by donwithlatin January 10, 2006
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Old toad

To describe a girlfriend,wife,or partner who is quite small and they look older than they are.
look at my brothers new girlfriend she is a old toad
by Bertyflirtyandimthirty November 19, 2009
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lame toad

Garrett is a real lame toad these days. I just battletoaded him AGAIN!
by BattleToadKing April 23, 2010
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