Irish silencer

Using a potato on the muzzle of a gun in an attempt to muffle the sound of a shot.

Contrary to popular belief, the Irish silencer doesn't work and is more likely to blow up the gun than muffle the shot.

by Dr. Lizardo August 19, 2025

Silence

When all noises stop. When all you hear is nothing. Nothing. Silence means no noise. No sound. Not even breathing. Not even noises that humans are unable to hear.

People will say that they enjoy 'silence', but they really mean 'quiet'. Quiet is calming, tranquil. SILENCE is TORTURE. Silence is death. Silence is nothing. Silence is... the end.
We will never achieve silence. Unless existence... all of existence... everything that exists... perishes. When everything ends, we will truly achieve silence.

Me: Wouldn't it be cool if there was a giant remote that controlled all of the happenings of the world so that someone could just press the mute button and silence the world so that nothing could be heard by any of the creature of the world, not even with hearing aids and even some friendly giant with big ears wouldn't be able to hear anything?

The Creature:...Yes?

by JamYourEyes December 25, 2023

retard silence

When you are sat in a call with friends laughing about something and every thing suddenly goes silent

Retard 1 : "why did everyone stop talking?"
Retard 2 : "we are in retard silence"

by anonymous February 23, 2021

Silence

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...silence...

by Perturbator 9700 December 13, 2021

flexible silence

When your lack of response can be interpreted in multiple ways

Her lack of response to my text is just her way to use flexible silence keep me guessing

by Shamen301 March 2, 2017

The sound of silence

People talking without speaking... People hearing without listening...

Hym "Yeah, I meant to bring up the sound of silence earlier. The algorithm fed me the Disturbed cover and I was like 'Yeah, dawg, it totally do be like that.' And then I was going to say something about it... And this is it. Also, I'll break through eventually... Whoever you're talking to is telling you to do the exact opposite of what you need to do here and if I'm right you LITERALLY CAN'T HURT ME and you CAN hurt them... And if I'm right about you trying to kill me thrice they almost got you all killed... So..."

by Hym Iam July 8, 2025

sentenially silent science silence

Deliberated silence utlised and planned as a form of modus operandi

Sentenially silent science silence coalesced convalescence contemplated complacency.

by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010