by JAB0 January 21, 2019
by Obesio mourinio July 04, 2016
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 07, 2025
Some who repairs and improves websites
by identitycred September 16, 2009
by TheHangMan December 16, 2024
Large, typically loud keyboards that are surprisingly annoying due to the need to press giant keys extremely far down.
Subject A: I have a clicky mechanical keyboard! <proceeds to type the ever-living piss-shit out of the keyboard>
Subject B: <visibly annoyed> Linear membrane keyboards are better by far.
Subject B: <visibly annoyed> Linear membrane keyboards are better by far.
by Exodim January 16, 2024
A female who has graduated with honours after serving a sex academy apprenticeship. She has proven ability to give rousing, memorable and meaningful blowjobs. It applies to any woman whose oral cavity is in coordination with her respiratory technique, tongue and teeth movements such that the testicles and shaft can both be pleasured at the same time without her having to repeatedly extract one's tackle from her mouth in order to breath! Her mouth is generously ample without being cavernous. The true skilled mechanic will be able to demonstrate ball and shaft swallowing at the same time thus living up to her deserved and well earned academic title! Spitting or swallowing is optional depending on how well the connection works out between you!
John - "Eric, check out the milf at the table opposite. Just look at how she is demolishing that lobster without spilling a drop. She truly is a skilled mechanic".
by anton at blue velvet March 31, 2014