Ich in der Mathearbeit

something u say when u see a really fucked up pin on pinterest or really anything that looks fucked up
(german: me during the maths class test)

*really fucked up picture*
Me: ich in der Mathearbeit

by Leni 😎 September 22, 2023

Armand Van Der Merew

Armand Van Der Merew is a category 9 big boi with massive tiddies. If provoked, will call upon the gods of "tsa mina mina eh eh", to chase you down with looming missiles that progress faster and faster until they impact you in the rectum. Once the rectumus missiles have met their fate inside your rectum you will be completely immobilized. He will then grow long muscular legs that allow him to run at you with speeds unimaginable to the average person. While running, he will be engaged in clapping mode, where his cheeks constantly clap in order to disperse the heat and friction coming from his ground thumping legs. By the time that behemoth of an absolute unit is close enough to reach you, he will make one big LEAP into the air, do a summersault, and absolutely crush you with his vibrating buttocks.

Oh man, I sure hope I don't get chased down by that absolute unit this time, sheeesh. One more rectumus missile from Armand Van Der Merew, and I'm as good as a vegetable.

by Jason with a C July 25, 2023

Der Binus

Nickname for your foolisch sometimes dumb friend. Your can always have a laugh with der Binus complety drunk laying on the floor. He he goes to the club he never controls himself and bangs every one , man women and every kind of gender. All and all der Binus is a refertence for the drunk crackhead Francisco Santos. But can be used as an insult for bad behavior and crackhead attitudes

Look at him completly knoocked out he is a der Binus.
Always banging travestis such a der Binus.
He just got dumped by his sugar daddy siuch a der Binus

by Aka Cavalo November 22, 2021

Der

der means above

You are not under me, your der

by omgcanulikenottakealltheusers April 11, 2020

Der Fleischengriff

Named after the fictional Fleischer family, Der Fleischengriff refers to a really loose grip that will drop whatever it is holding, usually onto a foot. Objects that are usually dropped are valuable, fragile, or able to scald.

Person 1: I say, what happened to your leg?
Person 2: Anna dropped a cup of lesbian on it last night, mug shattered and a shard went into my scalded leg
Person 3: Ahh, Der Fleischengriff!

by PiusismyPope May 12, 2020

Aart van der Riet

Aart is someone that says he will do the presentation as planned, when he extually made a better one.

Aart van der Riet and his brains are trash, but Tobias is the coolest!

by tobitaart June 9, 2020

seriously 'der

A matter of fact. No shit. No kidding. For real. Duh.

some lady just told me that I have a sexy telephone voice


seriously 'der

by 3.14 December 1, 2003