by Jamesnbk1108 February 8, 2009
Get the fuck the bullshitmug. Generally used when playing multiplayer video games (especially a FPS); the term describes something inexplicably retarded that gets you killed.
person a.) Dude, how the fuck did that happen? I had full armor and that son of a bitch killed me!
person b.) Man, its just some of that computer bullshit!
person b.) Man, its just some of that computer bullshit!
by 2legit69 March 23, 2011
Get the computer bullshitmug. bullshit artist:
definition- 1. a person who specializes in a field of "feeding" its surrounding persons with useless bullshit.
definition- 1. a person who specializes in a field of "feeding" its surrounding persons with useless bullshit.
by Egypian August 4, 2007
Get the bullshit artistmug. A Bullshit Facilitator is a certain professional, or group of them, that couldn't make it to the Big League in the western world, so decided to spice up his/their CV and venture somewhere else in one of under-development countries, hoping to be mistaken for a Guru and to get some business.
Generally bullshit facilitators have western looks, spiffed up attires, and they talk a lot of pseudo-jargon at length, trying always to sound intelligent and business-savvy by decorating their long speeches to clueless audiences with words such as 'collaterals', 'rationales', 'incidence', 'strategy', 'low hanging fruits', 'branding' and other buzzwords, mixed with complex diagrams that resembles oftentimes the structure of Dante's Inferno.
This, in terms of business, is like wanting to teach the theories of West Coast Offense to some 5th Graders playing touch football once a week on sundays afternoons.
Generally their fields of specialty are those gray zones in business where you can say everything and the exact contrary and not being easily proven wrong, such as, for instance, design, or, I dunno, branding and marketing.
They're facilitators because they make easier to absorb bullshit by mistaking shit for sound business advices and also in the sense that they make easier for other countries to produce that same bullshit that come from the Western World.
Generally bullshit facilitators have western looks, spiffed up attires, and they talk a lot of pseudo-jargon at length, trying always to sound intelligent and business-savvy by decorating their long speeches to clueless audiences with words such as 'collaterals', 'rationales', 'incidence', 'strategy', 'low hanging fruits', 'branding' and other buzzwords, mixed with complex diagrams that resembles oftentimes the structure of Dante's Inferno.
This, in terms of business, is like wanting to teach the theories of West Coast Offense to some 5th Graders playing touch football once a week on sundays afternoons.
Generally their fields of specialty are those gray zones in business where you can say everything and the exact contrary and not being easily proven wrong, such as, for instance, design, or, I dunno, branding and marketing.
They're facilitators because they make easier to absorb bullshit by mistaking shit for sound business advices and also in the sense that they make easier for other countries to produce that same bullshit that come from the Western World.
Lim Lin: "Hey! That guy that spoke at the workshop yesterday know how to wear his hat! He's so knowledgeable"
Darren: "mmmmmmm, to me he seemed nothing but another bullshit facilitator"
Darren: "mmmmmmm, to me he seemed nothing but another bullshit facilitator"
by Parcerito February 3, 2010
Get the Bullshit Facilitatormug. Hey bro, you need to talk to your cousin cause he's on some bullshit that's gonna get him killed.
Genelle is on some bullshit if she thinks that I'm going to pawn my car title to help bail her loser boyfriend out jail.
Genelle is on some bullshit if she thinks that I'm going to pawn my car title to help bail her loser boyfriend out jail.
by Mackendeez May 27, 2018
Get the on some bullshitmug. At Slipknot concerts, during the song Spit It Out, Corey Taylor (lead vocals) tells the mosh pit to crouch down till the cue "jump the fuck up", when everyone goes crazy.
"Ok, it's time for zero bullshit! Everyone crouch the fuck down till I say "jump the fuck up!" You got that?" Then the song will continue, and everyone jumps at their cue.
by 696 November 7, 2005
Get the zero bullshitmug. Oh, for fuck sake! That's the 15th call from 'unknown' in 24 hrs...can't block 'em neither.
Yup, Robo Bullshit consumes the data plan. It's a conspiracy.
Yup, Robo Bullshit consumes the data plan. It's a conspiracy.
by YAWA July 11, 2019
Get the Robo Bullshitmug.