Drug-texting

Like drunk dialing, drug-texting is the act of texting someone while under the influence of any drugs, saying things you wouldn't normally say. When you drug-text, you are bound to make a complete fool out of yourself.

"I just got a text from my girlfriend telling me she hates me, I hope she's only drug-texting again."

"Today, I made a complete fool out of myself when I drug-texted Dillon. FML"

by cr33p3r54m3 March 10, 2009

mass-textodus

a single text that is sent from one person to many at one time. similar to a mass exodus in text form

cory sent out a mass-textodus before his party to all his friends to see if they would be attending

by robotsdontbreak July 31, 2009

Facebook Texting

Using Facebook Mobile to have a Facebook message conversation with another friend on Facebook who has Facebook Mobile

Jake- "My cell phone keeps beeping because Jessica keeps Facebook messaging me."

Nick- "Isn't she driving? How does she have internet?"

Jake- "No dude, she's texting the messages to Facebook using Facebook Mobile, just like me."

Nick- "Congrats, you're Facebook Texting."

by Renegadeangel92 October 18, 2010

stalk-texting

The act of continuously texting someone in an effort to pursue them and/or get to know them. This combines the acts of stalking and text messaging. Stalk-texting can run up your phone bills, causing angry parents. Stalk-texters are characterized by sending you multiple texts per minute. And, if you don't respond they will send the text message over and over again until you do.

"HONEY, WHY IS YOUR PHONE BILL SO HIGH?!"
"sorry mom, ralph just won't stop STALK-TEXTING me!"

by liesel June 11, 2006

dirty texting

Texting with another person with the aim of causing sexual arousal. Similar to dirty talk, but texting.

Vanessa is meeting with her boty call after class.. In the meanwhile they are dirty texting...

by juanma885 September 22, 2011

textosterone

quality that allows inveterate texters to carry on texting regardless of outside distractions including road traffic,
impending War , whilst driving,and even conversation with the person next to them...

that Tour De France winner was so nonchalant, so far out in front he texted back to the peleton just to piss them off ,he tested positive for high levels of textosterone..

by chris morrell August 3, 2007

texting

STUPID!! the worlds worst invention that can only break up relationships and tear people further apart

The following dialouge is a representation of two typical people texting about a typical subject:
person 1: what are you doing on saturday?"
person 2:"NOTHING!"
person 1: "oh, wanna hang out?"
person 2: "sure lol"
person 1: "what's so funny, you're a jerkface never talk to me again"

by R. E. Tarded February 25, 2009