Ghost texter

Someone who you texts you first but then forgets to text you back all of the time. It's like you're talking to a ghost.. A ghost with adhd.

Ghost texter: hey girl!!!

You: hey whatsup?!?
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by Fartknocker2113 March 18, 2016

long texter

A person who uses an excessive amount of words per text message.

Katie is the definition of a long texter. It takes 10 minutes to read one text. She texts even longer messages when she's been drinking 🤔

by KTdeuce April 14, 2016

Clump Texter

Someone who blows up your phone with tons of short messages instead of writing them together. Also known as a "Text Clumper".

So u just couldnt write all that into one text so that my phone would dong once instead of a 100 times lol, ur a clump texter

by VincentTheIndian September 19, 2018

Keep Me Texted

Based off of the expression "keep me posted," a way of asking someone to stay in touch via text message

Older brother: Thanks for a great night! See you soon.
Younger brother: Sounds good, keep me texted. Do you want to play some Mario Kart online later tonight?
Older brother: Maybe, I'll keep you texted!
Younger brother: Yeah, keep me texted!

by Caesar Is Home January 25, 2015

Testevaned

When you ejaculate on to a plate of mexican food and then proceed to eat it.

The enchiladas had no flavor so I testevaned them.

by Bob and Grant January 3, 2008

Testeroids

(n) The inflammation in one's ass after pulling out an unexplainable high score on a test that wasn't properly studied for.

Casey: I went in to that ACSC test pretty much blind and still got a 90%.

Roark: Dude you must have some serious testeroids right now.

Casey: WTFO?

by Casekeibs April 21, 2010

Tentertain

Adjective: the act of entertaining the male species to the point of pitching a tent,

Giving a lap dance is the best way to tentertain.

by missjuly September 20, 2010