tattle-texter

Someone that is constantly textin you and tellin on someone else!

My kids keeps textin me about her sister hitting her. I told her that she is a tattle-texter!

by smasta January 6, 2012

Texty texter

A person who you have met on the Internet or an acquaintance who constantly texts you and never wants to meet up or hang out. It's as if there are ghosts but they take up all of your time if you bother to talk to them.

Boss: you're sitting at your desk but you're not working you just on your phone what the hell are you doing? Worker: I'm just texting page for the millionth time today. I talked to her all the time for months but we have never met.

Boss: Page is a texty texter. Fuck that bitch and get back to work

by sKandelous April 17, 2015

Ghost texter

Someone who you texts you first but then forgets to text you back all of the time. It's like you're talking to a ghost.. A ghost with adhd.

Ghost texter: hey girl!!!

You: hey whatsup?!?
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by Fartknocker2113 March 18, 2016

long texter

A person who uses an excessive amount of words per text message.

Katie is the definition of a long texter. It takes 10 minutes to read one text. She texts even longer messages when she's been drinking 🤔

by KTdeuce April 14, 2016

freak teetering

Abnormal size of body parts that puts one in a place of almost being a freak, hence "Freak Teetering."

His left arm was much bigger than his right one, similar to Roger Federer...he is freak teetering and must love tennis.

by Blue Lou Boyle September 6, 2017

Clump Texter

Someone who blows up your phone with tons of short messages instead of writing them together. Also known as a "Text Clumper".

So u just couldnt write all that into one text so that my phone would dong once instead of a 100 times lol, ur a clump texter

by VincentTheIndian September 19, 2018

Traditional taster

truh-dish-uh-nl tey-ster: A person who is used to the way a traditional dish tastes and tries to find replacement ingredients to mimic the original taste of that dish and the process used to create it.

I’d call Anthony a traditional taster because he scours the markets to find ingredients to recreate the tastes of dishes he enjoyed on his trip to Vietnam.

by Grubpedia August 3, 2020