Terminal Illness

Funny definition: Airport sickness

Actual definition: An incurable illness which is guaranteed to progressively worsen until it causes the sufferer's death.

A terminal illness usually affects the brain (Dementia, Alzheimer's Disease, CJD/vCJD, Huntington's Disease, ALS, etc.)

However, this is not always the case.

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 25, 2024

terminal stress

Terminal stress is the maximum amount of stress attainable at any given time. The caused can be personal, professional distress, or a combination of the two. Often triggered an astronomical workload or by the ratio of preparedness to approaching deadlines.

I have so many projects due next Friday I’ve hit terminal stress.

by Rural.Juror November 18, 2019

Terminate

To end something

To terminate a marriage

by 459395 June 5, 2023

The Terminator

The act of a woman on her period positioning her body at a 45 degree angle pointing her vagina towards the ceiling. She then stays there allowing the period blood drip to down until it is covering her butthole. She then proceeds to fart making a sweet wet gelatinous sound which fills the air with the smell of iron.

Girl 1: “Hey I heard you were on your period have you ever done The Terminator?”
Girl 2: “No, what’s The Terminator”
Girl 1: “Oh it’s a period blood covered fart”
Girl 1: “Pretty cool right?”

by Sir.MangoIII April 26, 2020

Sexual Terminal Lucidity

Based on the concept that a dying animal/ person becomes very lucid and overexcited before death, but with relationships. A week before a break up the sexual chemistry and atmosphere is heightened in a last climax before the inevitable decline.

Me and Karly had that sexual terminal lucidity, you know? Like that week before sex hit DIFFERENT

by Blakester04 January 1, 2024

terminal baby syndrome

To constantly behave like a baby or young child as an adult. This may include: being spiteful, crying about inane things, wanting attention, self-affirmation, or seen as a constant complainer.

I didn't realize you could get out of an offer to buy a public company for 24 billion, but damn, this dude has terminal baby syndrome.

by Somebody, but not Nobody October 14, 2022

Terminator calm

So calm a person will only fight back to either complete a mission or when attempted to be destroyed by other lifeforms.
Terminators don't "feel any pain, remorse, or fear. And they will absolutely not stop until Skynet rules this world".

M8 I swear they were fucking around him like flies but he was calm, like, terminator calm.

by CANT FIND A PSEUDO March 10, 2017