Tech-Tourettes or Tech-Turrets: Noun
A condition where a technology challenged person (usually advanced in age) uses obscenities uncontrollably, while attempting to complete various transactions on a mobile, laptop, or other technology device. The person may also uncontrollably twitch, scowl, flip off, throw, or crush the device during an episode.
A condition where a technology challenged person (usually advanced in age) uses obscenities uncontrollably, while attempting to complete various transactions on a mobile, laptop, or other technology device. The person may also uncontrollably twitch, scowl, flip off, throw, or crush the device during an episode.
My mom’s Tech-Tourettes caused her to throw her iPhone across the room today, when she couldn’t pull up her email.
Bob is unable to connect to the database today. His tech-turretts is offensive to some, but it cracks me up.
Bob is unable to connect to the database today. His tech-turretts is offensive to some, but it cracks me up.
by notyocheese February 5, 2013
Get the Tech-Tourettes mug.An adult, usually a parent, who pretends to know it all about computers and yet usually installs shitty antivirus software, use nothing but Internet Explorer, have their computers run on Windows XP, and use Yahoo as their default search engine.
Dad: Hey son! I just installed this new, free antivirus software called Spy Sherrif, and it said you have 43 viruses! I'm just gonna click fix now...
Son: DAD! THAT'S A FAKE ANTIVIRUS, YOU TECH-TWAT!
Son: DAD! THAT'S A FAKE ANTIVIRUS, YOU TECH-TWAT!
by Jerrika12 December 23, 2014
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Ex-Australian Prime Minister Tony Abbott proved he was tech ignorant when he claimed Malcolm Turnbull invented the internet.
by darksyda October 29, 2015
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Last night my boyfriend and I tried tech play, he choked me with his phone charger and slapped my ass with his Ipad.
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Get the Tech rape mug.TCHS Pickering is a school in phoenixville PA, this is were all schools in the area send the dumb kids. This school is full of red neck wannabes and girls who want nothing but sex. Lets be fair the school isnt all bad there are some really nice students and the teachers are awesome. This school has programs like cosmology, small wngine, robotics, animal scince and more classes like that. The school is not the best as kids are smoking and drinking all the time in the bathrooms. Students are to quick to blame each other to save there own asses and throw there peers under the bus. Nobody cares rstjer they fail or pass and the classes are so easy an 8 year old could do it. But again lets be fair almost everyone in that school could use easy classes that's why they were thrown im that school to begin with. But if you wanna go just for shop you can do part time if your to good for the dumb kids in full time.
Me: Do you go to TCHS Pickering part time or full time?
Friend: Of course part time who wants to be stuck there more than 3 hours
Friend: Of course part time who wants to be stuck there more than 3 hours
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