tegit

Poo that gets stuck in your arse hair, like dangle-berries

my eyes watered as I tried to pull the tegit loose from my matted arse hair

by motherofallfreaks January 5, 2023

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TobiTheG4m3r

One of the best gamers out there, if not the very best. TobiTheG4m3r is a hardcore gamer that spends most of his time on video games such as Clash of Clans, Clash Royale, and Fortnite Battle Royale only to name a few. As you can probably tell TobiTheG4m3r is a HARDCORE gamer. Legend says that the game was created by Apple's Game Center. TobiTheG4m3r can also be used as a username when playing Kahoot. Naming yourself this indicates to everyone else that they stand no chance in winning this game of Kahoot as the ultimate gamer is present

Random shitter: "Ayo wtf this guy just double pumped me for 220 dmg!! He totally pwned me!
TobiTheG4m3r: "Haha, yea THAT'S WHAT I DO!!!!"

Teacher: "Who put their name as TobiTheG4m3r on Kahoot?"
TobiTheG4m3r: "I did. AND I WILL DOMINATE!!!"

by DaddyBaltazar1337 October 16, 2022

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