An attention- deficit, loquacious, hormonal human being who habitually makes ill informed decisions about life in general. They typically show little hope of maturing past puberty and frequently state the obvious. That their intelligence should reflect in their actions is a common misconception.
Bob McDouche: "I saw some seventeen year old kid get in a car wreck today. He hit a parked car."
Fred Cuntwaffle: "Oh yeah?"
Bob McDouche: "In a parking lot."
Fred Cuntwaffle: "Huh."
Bob McDouche: "Which only had two other cars in it."
Fred Cuntwaffle: "...Really."
Bob McDouche: "Yeah. How is that even possible?"
Fred Cuntwaffle: "He's a teenager. Anything's possible."
Fred Cuntwaffle: "Oh yeah?"
Bob McDouche: "In a parking lot."
Fred Cuntwaffle: "Huh."
Bob McDouche: "Which only had two other cars in it."
Fred Cuntwaffle: "...Really."
Bob McDouche: "Yeah. How is that even possible?"
Fred Cuntwaffle: "He's a teenager. Anything's possible."
by AQ July 20, 2008
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Between the media bending over ass backwards to cater to them, and having virtually no real responsibilities to worry about they still manage to think they have it hard. Even worse are the trendy, psuedo-intellectual little pissants who claim that they're "mature for their age" or "not like the others" until their parents tell them to turn off the goddamn anime and go to bed. Sorry, a "mature teenager" is an oxymoron, dipshit. Get some life experience before you expect me to take you seriously. Get off the goddamn Dragonball Z message boards and do your homework.
Mood swings aren't a sympton of teenagerhood, they're a sympton of idiocy.
by jenny October 4, 2004
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by StraightFMan August 19, 2004
Get the Teenager mug.an age group whos sole purpose in life is to be obsessed with sexual references, smart assing teachers and dressing up like a whore or a wannabe gangsta or wannabe punk. They listen to the most appalling noise ever theyc all "music" but in real life its a no-talent stripfest. Most often seen at high schools or working at Quacky Ds for a minimum wage. Have had there morals destroyed by the ZOG conspiracy.
I was a teenager 10 years ago and of all the stuff ive mentioned in my definition was "hip" then, then there was no doubt you'd be beaten, clubbed and stoned to death. Todays Teenagers lack the morals of those born a decade earlier.
by Brother Number One May 13, 2005
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by Bobby Jo February 27, 2005
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1.You Are older than 12 but are still younger than 20.
2. You are constantly in some form of rebellion against your parents.
3. You know what style/fashion is in or cool these days.
4. You usually know people or of people that sell or experiment with drugs.
5. You have a girlfriend/boyfriend.
6.You Have some form of hostility towards gay,bi, or transsexual, or transgendered peers.
7. You Think it is cool to form cliques and gang up and pick on people that are not part of your group.
8.You Think it's cool to pick on little kids.
9. You think you are all that/the best/ the shit Etc.
10. Have done drugs/gotten drunk/or had sex, even though the law forbids all three.
11.You Think that you are better than the rest of the population.
12.You Can't wait to go to College where the Real parties are.
13.You Wish that Bush was never elected as president.
14.You Love beating up fags.
15.You are living up the best times of your life.
1.You Are older than 12 but are still younger than 20.
2. You are constantly in some form of rebellion against your parents.
3. You know what style/fashion is in or cool these days.
4. You usually know people or of people that sell or experiment with drugs.
5. You have a girlfriend/boyfriend.
6.You Have some form of hostility towards gay,bi, or transsexual, or transgendered peers.
7. You Think it is cool to form cliques and gang up and pick on people that are not part of your group.
8.You Think it's cool to pick on little kids.
9. You think you are all that/the best/ the shit Etc.
10. Have done drugs/gotten drunk/or had sex, even though the law forbids all three.
11.You Think that you are better than the rest of the population.
12.You Can't wait to go to College where the Real parties are.
13.You Wish that Bush was never elected as president.
14.You Love beating up fags.
15.You are living up the best times of your life.
by Phaenixdrools December 10, 2006
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