tard bait 

Essentially, a tard bait is someone who would attract, or "bait" someone who is mentally retarded. This can be done so by acting like a retard, physically, or mentally, by acting like an unstable mentally ill person.

Trina rocked back and forth while yelling "Gail Swallows!". This would turn a retard's crank, therefore Trina is Tard Bait.

tard bait by Giz Rag January 30, 2008

Tard Tsunami™ 

A swarm of uninformed people to a community site, Youtube channel, or livestream event usually caused by recent viral exposure.

Oh man our video got posted on Machinima Realm and a Tard Tsunami™ soon followed.

Tard Tsunami™ by AvidyaUS June 28, 2011

tard brownie 

The brownies that were sold every Friday in the courtyard of my high school. They were named this because the special kids (the retards) made them during the school week. They were however infamous because regardless of there mental ability, the brownies were delicious.

Dude, I'm going to go grab some tard brownies from the courtyard. Want to come?

tard brownie by Brandon (BS) May 19, 2006

Tard-tipping 

An activity much like cow-tipping, but instead of cows, thoe that engage in these activities tip the mentally retarded.

Phillip was fired from the last group home he worked at for tard-tipping.

Tard-tipping by Blenderhead1971 August 15, 2008

Tard wrangler 

The one friend that has to stay sober so they can wrangle all the retards from a night of drinking

I guess I’m the tard wrangler for the night

Tard wrangler by Enticious December 11, 2018

Tard ball

A new game discovered at a school I attend in Cambridgeshire. The Basic rules of the game, Tard ball are that you use any part of your body (preferably your hand) to hit the tennis ball against the ground first, and then the ball must hit the wall. The ball must not hit the ground twice before the wall or hit the wall first.
There is a serve line where the ball must surpass to count as a legal serve. The serve line is usually about 1 metre high. Other rules such as an obstruction come into action when a player has deliberately intended to decrease the opposing player’s chances of getting to the ball. Also after you have chosen your wall to play at, if the tennis ball hit a grass or mud area it is a foul shot and the player is eliminated from the round

Tard ball is when One player serves the ball into the ground then onto the wall and the ball hits a mud area. The player is then eliminated from the round.

Tard ball by James Mynott December 3, 2006

'tard slap 

a 'tard slap is a term used to describe the motion of slapping one's own upper chest with the side of the opposite hand. it is used when mocking retarded people or when accentuating the fact that one did something retarded. often accompanied by a "huh huh huh" type of fake laugh.

screenname1: omg i just spilled coffee all over my science homework
screenname2: hahah you're so stupid.
screenname1: *'tard slap*

'tard slap by alana jonas March 7, 2010