The cutest ass person you will ever she. She will never fail to make you laugh. She has an evil side and isn’t a fan of small children. She is a big cuddle bear on the inside when you get to know her. She gets cuter when she gets upset. UwU
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by Floridian2109 June 26, 2020
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Since K.I.T.T. could perform so many of the wonderfully-agile long-jumps, tilts, pirouettes, etc. that skateboarding-pros display, it's only fitting that his aging driver-buddy would have ended up doing a Tallahasselhoff at the end of his glorious crime-fighting career.
by QuacksO October 2, 2020
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Joe knew that it was homecoming weekend and shit would be busy all weekend. He pounded his ninth Jim Beam/Diet Coke as he got called in to work to come help. Joe explained he coulnd't come in because he had been drinking, or in other words, he pulled a Tallahassee Newberry.
"Hey Eric, can you can come, we are short staffed tonight?". Eric replied with slurred speech, "Sorry Bro, I've been Tallahassee Newberrying all fucking weekend".
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by MississippiQueen5432 October 8, 2020
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Joe knew that it was homecoming weekend and shit would be busy all weekend. He pounded his ninth Jim Beam/Diet Coke as he got called in to work to come help. Joe explained he coulnd't come in because he had been drinking, or in other words, he pulled a Tallahassee Newberry.
"Hey Eric, can you can come, we are short staffed tonight?". Eric replied with slurred speech, "Sorry Bro, I've been Tallahassee Newberrying all fucking weekend".
"Hey Eric, can you can come, we are short staffed tonight?". Eric replied with slurred speech, "Sorry Bro, I've been Tallahassee Newberrying all fucking weekend".
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"Oh Teleaha and her friend must be dating by now, she even playing with his hair at the bike racks again"
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"Oh Teleaha and her friend must be dating by now, she even playing with his hair at the bike racks again"
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