Wake and take

A woman who enjoys sex in the morning

I had to miss church this morning because Emily loves to wake and take.

by Chasmanian Devil February 12, 2010

taking a dung

When you squat down, and leave a brown.

Friend 1: Oh my! I'm about to be taking a dung!

Friend 2: Ok, make sure to use some Pampers!

Friend 1: Ok, I think there are some left.

by yopugiscool June 3, 2014

taking the Regi

taking excessive sick days off work in persuit of lesuire activities

taking 3 days off work each week to go fishing or playing computer games

by Adolf,Sumo,and Grippy July 14, 2004

Taking a Swedish

To masturbate while still on the toilet after having taken a shit.

In Swedish horror flicks women are known to straddle a man in order to have sex with him while he is on the toilet taking a dump and so the phrase "taking a Swedish" refers to a masturbatory #2 session.

"I just got through taking a Swedish."

"I took forever in the bathroom because I took a Swedish."

"Were you in the bathroom taking a Swedish because you were gone forever?"

by Lulz§wag December 31, 2020

Snaking and Taking

When two males participate in the act of gay sex discreetly, like when a snake hides in the grass. Thus, "being a snake in the grass" but also "Taking" it up the ass.

I heard noises last night. I couldn't see them, but I could hear them. I think the neighbours were "Snaking and Taking"

by Michael James Dean May 15, 2019

take it easy

goodbye, bye-bye, good luck, see you later

“Well, it was nice talking to you. Take it easy.” “You too. Bye-bye.”

by PK Hotdog July 26, 2006

Take a shower

Another way to say I'm gonna go jack off. Code language.

I'm gonna go take a shower

by A mothafuckkin starfish May 15, 2014