Archaeologist #1: "We opened up that city-sized time capsule that we found on the shore earlier this week."
Archaeologist #2: "High five. What was in it?"
Archaeologist #1: "Lots and lots and lots and lots of people with plaid shirts, super-tight jeans, thick-rimmed glasses, and bow ties, all listening to grating three-chord music. 1960s stuff, basically."
Archaeologist #2: "Ohhhhh. That's Toronto you found. It was probably just buried in snow. Not a time capsule. And those 1960s relics are just hipsters."
Archaeologist #1: "Shit. My bad."
Archaeologist #2: "High five. What was in it?"
Archaeologist #1: "Lots and lots and lots and lots of people with plaid shirts, super-tight jeans, thick-rimmed glasses, and bow ties, all listening to grating three-chord music. 1960s stuff, basically."
Archaeologist #2: "Ohhhhh. That's Toronto you found. It was probably just buried in snow. Not a time capsule. And those 1960s relics are just hipsters."
Archaeologist #1: "Shit. My bad."
by hipster_of_the_month December 5, 2012
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A verb. To "tron" someone is to rush past said person who is walking to get ahead of them, usually in a line or queue; popularized in both Tron movies as the Light Cycles.
Dude I was headed for this hot chick's register at Burger King and this fat fuck in a mobility scooter tronned me.
by Da troof October 23, 2012
Get the Tron mug.When a gentlemen provides a back rest to a female riding dick, by using his legs, creating a throne that you won't want to stand up from.
by Mike E.D. March 4, 2009
Get the Dick Throne mug.Tyrone used as a verb. Tyroned is used in cases where a couple are apart from each other. Such as a ladies boyfriend or husband is working overseas due to work/military assignments. Men, while overseas, joke with each other inferring that Tyrone is back home taking care of his lady for him. Tyrone is also known by the name of Jody. Jody is the Caucasian version of Tyrone.
Billy: I talked to my old lady this morning, she said everything was all right at the house.
Rick: Yea I bet she is getting Tyroned right now. He is sitting on your couch, drinking your beer and watching your TV.
Billy: Well at least my wife isn't getting Jody'ed.
Rick: Yea I bet she is getting Tyroned right now. He is sitting on your couch, drinking your beer and watching your TV.
Billy: Well at least my wife isn't getting Jody'ed.
by Ol Willy November 22, 2010
Get the Tyroned mug.A figuritive expression of phallic pleasure, resulting from the watching of Game of Thrones.
also used in describing the activity of watching Game of Thrones.
also used in describing the activity of watching Game of Thrones.
'what are you doing sunday night?'
"I am going to get my throner boner on" roughly translated as: 'I am going to watch Game of Thrones'
'Did you see last weeks' episode?'
"yeah, it gave me a total throner boner"
"I am going to get my throner boner on" roughly translated as: 'I am going to watch Game of Thrones'
'Did you see last weeks' episode?'
"yeah, it gave me a total throner boner"
by BuffaloGal87 January 10, 2015
Get the throner boner mug.A number of people that seem to suddenly appear out of nowhere whenever you've recently purchased some good marijuana.
Just minutes after Grant scored some weed, a bong throng showed up at his house looking to hit that shit for free.
by Verbal Platinum Princess April 25, 2009
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