Twilight 

STUPID BOOKS AND MOVIES

MLIAer hate (Twilight)

Twilight by MLIA:) January 25, 2011

Twilight 

1. A time of day

2. For the series, also see shit

Stupid 12-year-old: I love Twilight
God: *smite*

Twilight by Unicakes November 18, 2011

Twilight 

A book about a teenage girl's inner struggle between necrophilia and bestiality...

Twilight Conversation:
Girl 1: "OH MAH GAWD...EDWARD SO SOOOOOOOO HOTSEXYLICIOIUS."
Girl 2: "I KNOW RIGHT? HE ALMOST AS SUPER SMEXY AS JUSTIN BEIBER..."
Girl 1 strangles Girl 2 with her "I <3 Edward" necklace...

Twilight by It's_A_Jackal January 19, 2012

Twilight 

A twisted tale about Necrophilia and Beastiality.

"Bella Swan falls in love with Edward, although, he is technically dead." -Twilight

"Bella Swan falls in love with Jacob, although, he is technically an animal." - Twlight

Twilight by kissingkatebarlow August 1, 2013

Twilight 

A shitty book who teenage idiotic girls fan girl over because they are obviously too stupid to understand Harry Potter.

Or whatever reasons has driven them to like such a shallow, poorly written, misleading book.

Twilight is crappy and not at all entertaining. Bella Swan, the main character, has got to be the stupidest girl ever. Stephenie Meyer (the author) seems to think that Edward is her own sexual fantasy, that woman is, as Robert Pattinson - the actor who plays Edward- says: completely insane.

Twihard: omg Stephenie is the queen of literature omg omg *fangirl* twilight is perf

Please, bitch, go read good shit aka Harry potter, lord of the rings, the hunger games

Twilight by Elena Hemmings January 11, 2014

Twilight 

A book written by Stephenie Meyer where the background characters are far more interesting and complex than the characters that the entire Twilight series is based off of.

I wish the Twilight books weren't about the main characters.

Twilight by dogslikeifyouagree August 16, 2015

Twilight 

This used to mean Midnight, but now means horrible movie series with actors who can't emote to save their life.

That was so bad, but at least it wasn't like Twilight.

Twilight by Disneyfanatic98 July 1, 2016