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Turkish kebab

Turkish kebab is when you put the nozzle of a garlic mayo bottle up someone’s or somethings asshole with a Turkish heritage. You then proceed to get all the garlic mayo out (my style; meaning how ever you want to) until it’s all gone making the person I object ejaculate or orgasm.
You see her right there, I’m gonna give her the good old Turkish kebab
by UniQuetekkerzs July 26, 2019
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Turkish Gamers

Incompetent and degenerate scum. They typically break every rule that exists on online servers, then when they get banned, the track down the person responsible for supplying the staff proof and proceed to send them clusters of insults and death threats.
They also get extremely and overly nationalist to point where you want them to just fuck off a die.
John: Are there any Turkish Gamers on this server
Jim: I think so.
John Never-mind than, I dont want to play with them.
by Vladmir Makarov December 20, 2019
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turkish poncho

When a man uses a shirt to clean the cum off himself, and unknowingly wears it the next day with all of the dried cum stains.
"I wore a turkish poncho the other day without realizing it."
by tide pod January 23, 2018
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Turkish Backdoor

When a man spits warm water into a girls butthole, thus loosening the fecal matter, cums in her butt and then drinks the water directly from her butt.

See also, San Francisco Backdoor
"Do you have any Listerine?"
"Yeah, why?"
"I gave my girlfriend a Turkish Backdoor and the aftertaste really lingers."
by Charlotte Hell February 18, 2022
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Turkish Goblin

A rare species of twink endemic to Turkey with an abnormally large penis, usually an alcoholic.
I saw a Turkish Goblin on my trip to Istanbul
by iwantmisatotofartonme February 10, 2021
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Turkish Nap

A sleep taken typically during the daylight hours, lasting no more than 4 hours, and may cost around $11.
“I take a Turkish Nap at about 3pm between zoom meetings” - IIIIIIIIIIIIII
by RedditUserxXx420xXx January 14, 2022
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turkish mudslide

When you give someone a swirlie but the toilet is full of diarrhea shit.
I gave qwerty1605 a turkish mudslide swirlie at sgdq
by trevor n things June 14, 2016
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