top deck dump

Pooping in the cistern (toliet tank).

The bathroom stinks to high heaven because some total fartknocker (a true buttweed) took a top deck dump!!!

by Telephony January 5, 2011

top taehyung

the term "top taehyung" is used to describe kim taehyung of bts as the top when it comes to shipping. top taehyung stans view him as the penetrator (and sometimes the dominant one) in a sexual pairing. most commonly used in taekook/vkook, and vmin

"what fanfiction do you read?"
"top taehyung, bottom jungkook)

by KOOKDAY March 28, 2020

Top Florida

A term used to describe the more traditionally Southern regions of Florida encompassing all of the northen areas of Florida from the Atlantic to the panhandle.

These Top Florida girls are country compared to those Miami chicks.

by ace5on4 February 21, 2008

Top Shelf Booty

A woman that would be hard to sleep with.
A woman that would require a good deal of effort to date.

Tom: That woman is gorgeous.
Bill: Yeah she is Top Shelf Booty.

by DarkKnight36 September 28, 2008

top of da mornin

top of da mornin' 🤠 -Kendrick Lamar

tpp of da mornin' top of da mornin' top of da mornin' top of da mornin' top of da mornin' top of da mornin' top of da mornin' hold on, let's get this shit

by andryx October 4, 2021

Top 40 whore

An individual that defines their musical tastes on what is currently on the popular Top 40 music charts. Generally considered a mindless pawn to the music industry.

Person 1: How good is this new song.
Person 2: That's not new I heard it ages ago.
Person 1: I just heard it recently.
Person 2: That's because you're a Top 40 whore.

by MC Jimmeh Stubbs July 16, 2010

top kek

Originates from the word 'kek', which comes from World of Warcraft or Korean. It means the same as 'rofl', or 'lmfao' Used primarily on the internet. Not to be confused with topkek, a turkish muffin snack.

Bob: "I just pwned some kids in COD today, I went 20-3. They were raging and it was extremely funny!"
John: "Top kek!"
Taylor: "We had some great banter with the boys today! I recorded it, watch!"
Eric: "Omg, top kek!"

by p0rtalsh0oter May 26, 2015