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Too Numb To Cum

A condition in where a copious amount of alcohol has been consumed and one cannot ejaculate during drunk sex. Mostly found in males. Not to be confused with Whiskey dick where the male can't manage an erection. With this condition, a male is able to get an erection but can not reach sexual climax.
"Are you almost there?"
"Nah baby, I'm too numb to cum."
"Okay we can just finish in the morning."
by Avenged Foreskin January 22, 2012
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too ace for this

Something an asexual person says when they're in a situation that requires them to make a statement that shows sexual attraction.
Person 1: "Hey! Come check this Playboy magazine and tell which one you'd like to bang.
Asexual: "I'm too ace for this.
by 54starr June 11, 2015
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too keen

Too smart for one's own good
"That seagull is too keen"
way too keen
by WayTooKeen June 14, 2016
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Too Chicken

When someone is too much of a pussy to do something. When they don't have the guts or balls to do whatever it is you are referring to. This phrase can also be used for yourself, you are referring to the fact that you don't have it in you to face whatever it is. You or (They) are too chicken to do it.
Him: Jump off the cliff with me
her: no I'm good thanks, I'm too chicken to do it.
by Bonthatonegirl October 14, 2020
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Too comfortable

Getting "too comfortable"

Meaning A:

When someone is acting like they own the place, are begining to test people, and push people's personal boundaries.

So you tell them they are getting "too comfortable"

Meaning B:

When you get too complacent at your job or with your relationships and begin to take advantage.

You are getting "too comfortable"
Example A: Terrell and Eric are playing basketball.

Terrell scores a basket on Eric

Terrell: You can't play defense. You play like a bitch.

Eric: I ain't no bitch, don't call me that again.

Terrell: haha, play more defense bitch.

Eric: Listen bro, you're getting "too comfortable".

Example B:

John made plans with Jessica his girlfriend of 2 years to go to the park on Saturday.

Jessica: Hey John I'm ready to go to the park.

John: Eh, we'll go next week I'm playing videogames right now.

John is getting "too comfortable" in the relationship.
by Plathanos5 May 15, 2021
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Too Much Swag

If you look up "Too much swag" in the dictionary there's a great big picture of my face
-Pauly D
by JSHORE BITCHESSS March 28, 2012
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Too-Much-Sugar Moment

A specific fit of laughter brought on by nothing in particular whereby the one laughing, when asked, "What the hell is so funny?" can only reply, "TOO...MUCH...SUGAR!!!" through his or her teary uproar.
"Oh god, Tim's having another Too-Much-Sugar Moment...look at those tears streaming down his face!"
by timgolf2002 October 2, 2007
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