Thomas Jefferson High School

A school where a graphing calculator, protractor, and astrolabe are required in every class.

Person A: “Hey, isn’t your boyfriend on the football team at Thomas Jefferson High School?”

Person B: “Not anymore, he broke his straightedge and fractured his compass during a scrimmage last weekend.”

by Maggie Walker Student October 31, 2017

tomasa

The most beautiful person you will ever meet; good hearted a outspoken dedicated and strong willed people person with a great smile

Stop being like Tomasa!

by Mato#LB January 13, 2015

Toast Job

A sexual act where a man recieves a hand job so that he ejaculates onto a piece of toast. The woman then eats the cum covered piece of toast.

Mike was bragging all day about how Julie gave him a toast job last night.

by anonymandias March 3, 2010

Thomas Jenkins

A sassy bitch of a lad who is sexy, ratchet and doesn't give a shit about what people say about him. He has sexy hair, a six-pack (of beer) and a bladder infection. He's fit as, Welsh and in 9R1. Also known as Tom Jenkins and has a habit for accidentally showing up on posters outside English classrooms. Tom's got a strong Welsh accent and is proud of his heritage but supports England in rugby. He is secretly gay and is going out with Rhys Owen. His favourite food is paninis and plays Dylan-Level baseball. He has a habit of laughing uncontrollably in art and singing the John Cena theme song (dooo doo doo dooooo).

I can't believe he's cheating on Kaitlyn! He's such a Thomas Jenkins!

by jendigedig July 26, 2016

Mang Thomas

Noun. 1. California based bedroom DJ who specializes in beat making and crazy music.

2. "Americanized" spelling of the world famous Mang Tomas sauce, great for pork and chicken - one of the many products of the Philippines.

3. Rough translation: Uncle Thomas. Originally "Tomas," proper version used back in the Islands.

That's some funky shit, Mang Thomas. Play it again.

by skuggs fan May 24, 2004

Taco toast

When two women (generally lesbians) rub their vaginas together to achieve sexual climax. Formerly referred to as "scissoring". (Taco toasting when used as a verb)

Hey gurl, after we climax using vibrators let's taco toast to celebrate!

by taco Tuesday April 24, 2015

toash

everything that can be described as anything

yo man i just woke up this mornin, went downstairs to put some toash in the toashter and toashed my shoes, then i ate my toash and took the toash to school

by hiram hiram hiram hiram hiram April 20, 2004