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insta-therapy

Is where a person creates multiple “motivational” posts in hopes that they can help someone or help themselves. Typically though the one making the post is the one who ACTUALLY needs to apply the advice.
Wow did you see all of Nancy’s posts? Yeah she’s providing some serious Insta-Therapy. She needs to get off social media and just fix her life.
by Your Lawrd Jesus July 3, 2019
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Ancient Roman Feminist Menstrual Dance therapy

Ancient Roman Feminist Menstrual Dance therapy is an idiom referring in a negative way to supposedly useless or absurd college or university courses and often generally to refer to a perceived decline in educational standards.
The mandatory course "Ancient Roman Feminist Menstrual Dance therapy" was just another useless program forced on students by the progressive academics desperate to prop up their failing careers.
by sleepyAspey July 31, 2019
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Sympathy therapy

Verbally expressing sympathy in an exaggerated way in order to make the sufferer laugh but also realize that whining doesn’t help.
I’m SO sorry you’re going through this! NO one understands the pain you’re in and the obstacles you face! You seriously have it worse right now than anyone else in the world! Is this sympathy therapy working yet?
by Kimhkimi July 31, 2019
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Wank Therapy

The debut album from clunge for grunge
What an album by wank therapy
by TheBL__ December 25, 2019
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scream therapy

A controversial health-improvement regimen of unproven worth/efficacy that entails either:
1. Yelling at everyone around you to help decrease your own level of stress (naturally, this practice drastically **increases** these other hapless mortals' OWN stress-levels, but this is for medical purposes, so those folks' feelings and emotions don't matter during this period, right? Right???)
2. Watching one or more Kevin Williamson flicks to remind yourself of how bad things *could* be, letting you feel better that you aren't involved in "extreme" situations like that.
I'm not much for scream therapy; whenever I feel wound up, I just go down to the local marina and sit on the dock to watch the peaceful waves rolling in and softly lapping the shore... relieves my jangled nerves every time.
by QuacksO May 14, 2019
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Tailgate Therapy

Hanging out in a tailgate (whether be tailgating a concert or sports game, or just hanging out) while making great memories to relieve negative feelings and thoughts.
I am in need of some tailgate therapy.

Get the group together for some tailgate therapy.
by AnonPpl May 20, 2018
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Vapour Therapy

Used if you have a split personality disorder, bipolar or erectile dysfunction.

Women will be able to fake orgasms after undergoing therapy.
I was about to put my dyslexic bipolar gay son up for adoption; the priest offered vapour therapy which cured his disease.
by feminazi_flamingo69 January 7, 2018
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