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Thread Count

The number of followers you have on Threads
I like to keep my Thread Count low, there's too many people I've had to mute.
by dynamic_glyph July 9, 2023
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Threading the Button

The act of cumming inside a belly button, and optionally allowing it to drip out and down to the vagina.
"Babe, let's try threading the button tonight."
by YungScooby December 18, 2016
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Threading the peedle

When one person is sitting down on the toilet to relieve themselves and a secondary person urinates in a fashion that the stream goes between the sitting person's legs and into the toilet bowl.
Ever since me and Steve failed at threading the peedle our friendship hasn't been the same.
by Peedlethread November 17, 2021
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Win Thread

When posting in a thread of a certain image board, if the operator deems the thread a win thread if one meets certain requirements, such as tits, rolling doubles, trips, or even quadruples, or posting teh lulz. If you succeed, you win the game forever, and whenever you would lose the game, you must instead inform them that you cannot ever lose.
Hey dude, The game, you lose.

Cool story Bro, except I rolled trips in a win thread, I cant lose, an hero faggot.
by The Colorado Panda June 23, 2011
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Heavy Thread

When someone takes a piss that pummels the water so hard it sounds like someone emptying a kettle into the bog
How loud was Jimmys piss!? ... He sure has a heavy thread
by The Stag1 January 2, 2021
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bed thread

Posting a thread from a horizontal position preferably in a bed between the hours of 11 pm and 7 am.
Can’t believe she posted that…must’ve been a bed thread.
by voldermortsfunkylaugh July 6, 2023
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Archived Thread

When threads die it becomes a creature called 'archived thread' or it's other name 'nonexistent thread', the threads can be brought back to life with a magical spell called Dms or Discord Messages aka typing in a powerful box which in doing this will bring back the sad, lifeless being back to life from its archived hell
Person 1 : Typingus Messagicus
Person 2 : wow the archived thread returned back to life
by FunniGuy42069 April 29, 2022
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