Shrub shoes

The pair of shoes you take to a wedding and hide in the shrubs before the ceremony, to put on when the dancing kicks in !

Honey do you remember which shrub I put the shrub shoes in ?

It’s dancing time .. time to get the shrub shoes !

by Kaldrow July 9, 2019

kung shoe

A game between friends where you surprise attack your opponent by kicking your shoe at them, typically while walking into room or around a corner. Also a pun.

Bill: "why did Jack just kick a shoe at you?"
Adam: "Bro, we're playing Kung Shoe."

by Communist bloc party February 4, 2017

Sitting Shoes

noun. Referring to women's shoes that cannot be walked in for a greater time than 15 minutes. (e.g., stilettos)

Hello, sitting shoes are meant for sitting and not walking 15 blocks in.

by iscabbile August 18, 2009

shoe shot

"Shoe shot" - to consume a shot of your favorite alcoholic beverage by drinking it out of a shoe (usually a woman's). Variations include a "Choo shot", where the shot is consumed out of a Jimmy Choo and a "luge shot" where it is consumed by pouring the shot down an open-toed shoe directly into the mouth.

At that last company retreat, Bob was totally out of control - he did a Choo shot and a luge shot with Kristin and a shoe shot with Wendy! Talk about a foot fetish!

by Thirsty Lawyer July 9, 2014

Dick in a shoe

Someone who is holding out on information that you want to know

"Hey Joey, stop being a dick in a shoe and tell us who you were banging last night then."

by macdaddyyodaddy December 13, 2014

elevator shoes

Shoes that prop yo tiny ass up so you can feel better about yourself.

My friend won't go bowling because his short ass wears elevator shoes.

by Trongster January 5, 2018

Eat the shoe

When you eat the shoe you have done something cool, something unexpected, or you were just being a stand up guy. If someone is starting to vibe with you or they did something they didn’t want to with a good attitude, they ate the shoe.

ex. My friend stayed at school to help me with the test, he ate the shoe.

Another way to say push’in p but can utilized with more variety describing where the shoes is.

ex. She finally said something to me after 2 weeks of working together, she’s starting to eat the shoe.

ex. He didn’t eat the shoe because he lied behind my back

ex. I wasn’t able to master that skating trick today, I couldn’t swallow the shoe, I give up.
ex. Bro is going try hard mode on that game, he’s just chewing on that shoe.

by oliviawhoopwhoop February 18, 2022