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the rocket summer

The solo career works of Byrce Avery, a young kid from Texas with a great voice
You know I'm at a all time low, so heres a song so you won't go.
by marxvsmith September 18, 2004
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Rocket Jockey

Person 1: How are you so energetic right now? It's 3AM!
Rocket Jockey: I'M SO EXCITED!!!
Person 2: You're such a rocket jockey... Go to bed!
Rocket Jockey: NEVER! *Throws something at person 2*
Person 2: Son of a bitch!
by Headhunter4277 February 18, 2018
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Rocket Launch

When a guy gets a boner and farts/shits at the same time.
Dan: Bro, that taco bell was fire af and that chick in there was hot af
Gabe: I know bro! She nearly made me rocket launch!
by RubLox June 21, 2018
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strawberry rocket

A strawberry rocket is when you put a strawberry in a girls vagina and she shoots it across the room into your mouth
Yo bro, my girl gave me a strawberry rocket me last night.
by WilmaDikfit February 20, 2017
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juice rocket

To be so overcome with joy that a violent orgasm occurs, forcing one out of a sitting position; usually female only.
Seeing Dane Cook shirtless caused Trisha to juice rocket.
by (>^_(>O_O)> March 7, 2007
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knob rocket

Can be used to describe someone you'd normaly call a cunt-prick-or twat, infront of more sensative people, children not used to street banter and old people that mite not understand more modern cussing, blaggard and bounder are ok,but cunt's still got the edge in my opinion, knob rocket can be an ice breaker, once the subject is used to your silver tounged urban banter, you can ease them into more progresive cussing.
Dont listen to that knob rocket! He's an arrid banquet (one up from a drylunch.)
by Christback2 May 14, 2014
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mouche-rocket

1. (noun): An asshole, an offensive term pertaining to someone you would like to send off on a rocket.

2. (noun): Usually a man, a man-douche.
1.
Premise: The men upstairs are disrupting my sleep.
Premise: Any man who disrupts my sleep is a mouche-rocket.
Conclusion: The men upstairs are mouche-rockets.

2.
Ross, Nate, or *Akhtar.

*The grand pooh-ba of mouche-rockets, a logic teacher.
by Pratt the Cat September 18, 2008
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