raccoon retail

best game ever

raccoon retail goes brr

by anonymous January 30, 2024

Raccooning

Someone who will sleep with anything is raccooning because they love to hunt for trash.

Did you see that guy? Phillip is raccooning again.

by DefinitionShortage April 18, 2020

Raccoon

Something you stick twelve of up your ass for pleasure

Damn! These raccoons got me cumming like crazy!

by Cock and Ball Torture man November 25, 2022

raccoons in the attic

Inflicted with dementia.

My grandma is a sweet lady, but I'm afraid she's got raccoons in the attic.

by Spanky Spankerton December 14, 2013

Raccoon

Raccoons are the most powerful animal in the world. Their ass can spread up to 8 inches wide and their powerful attack methods are no match to a man.

They are the gods and can't be killed.

"HOLY FUCK IS THAT RACCOON GONNA ATTACK US?"
"Nah bro, just whip your dick out and you'll be fine"

by Kejebus June 28, 2021

Arabian Raccoon Pull

When you shove a racoon in your friends ass so they can no longer shit and then wait 3-4 days and during sex you pull the raccoon out so a fountain of shit spews everywhere.

Bro im finna Arabian Raccoon Pull Shawn tonight IM SCHLEEP

by Zoodonym May 19, 2019

raccoon jump

the act of suddenly belly flopping on your partner while both naked, and shouting “raccoon jump!” while mid-air.

Yes, doctor, my penis is crooked because my girlfriend enjoys raccoon jumping on me while I have an erection.

by MadiJane December 19, 2021