bench in howard park

a gay and a girl who looks a bit edgy’s fav spot to do chocolate covered raisianing and chocolate lesbianing.
by awoogaawooga January 20, 2024
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tool bench

A total jerk- face, who is inconsiderate, entitled, and arrogant. Sometimes, but not always, completely aware of their actions, but simply doesn't care. Other times they are just oblivious and unknowingly narcissistic. Even more of a 'tool' than a tool. Most often a male, but a female can be a tool sometimes as well , though it is rare. (you will know these people when you see/hear them. They are easily described as a tool bench when that seems to be the only term, other than a swear, that comes to mind)
That guy is such a tool bench, He just pushed that little kid down in the sand and stole his volleyball to show off in front of some chick.
by Giraffasaurus May 30, 2015
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Bench Jumper

Enthusiastic church goer apt to seize on the floor, stand up in the pew, or speak in tongues.
Those evangelists are some serious bench jumpers.
by scratch-22 November 12, 2021
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Edge Benched

When someone gets so drunk at the Edge of Town that they pass out in one of the booth benches!
"Yo Jolene can you order me a pizza I'm hella hungry?"

"Shit fool, you wont eat, you are so Edge benched right now!"

"mmmhmmm!"
by Savannah Douglas October 27, 2011
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claim a Johnny Bench

When something that was once at the forefront of popular culture or national consciousness has become generationally extinct.
Tammy: "Do you remember that Valley Girl song?"
Nate: "I'm going to have to claim a Johnny Bench on that one."
by Dean Houser November 29, 2006
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Bench Neck

A homie who really needs some fucking sleep. Has an incredible skill to pick you apart almost instantly. Very trustworthy and not as funny as they think.
Amy: Bench Neck
Bench: Ay! Dat’s me!!
by Bench Neck November 23, 2021
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Bench boy

A bench boy is a guy on your hook up list that you might call when you need some dick. Definitely a guy you only talk for sex.
I was talking to one of my bench boys, but he couldn’t hang out so i called my other bench boy.
by babydevilj July 24, 2021
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