you mean to tell me

1. A response to something so stupid or unbelievably retarded that expresses total confusion as to why it was done.
Gabe: "hey the Dolphins game is in overtime"

Danny: "oh for real? who's winning?"

Gabe: "YOU MEAN TO TELL ME?!!!"
by umean2tellme January 04, 2004
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i'll tell you the hell

a smart assed response used when someone has asked 'wat the hell?'. of course this is followed by wat is actually the hell.
i.e. Gabby walks in on her sister running about her room like a mad woman.

Gabby: Gwenn, wat the hell?!?!? you look like a retard!

Gwenn: the hell? you want the hell??? i'll tell you the hell. i just ate a bucket of sugar with a shovel!

Gabby: *sigh*
by Xx moonlight xX February 16, 2011
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You don tell me

A phrase that drunk people repeat; sometimes the only thing that they are intelligent enough to say; also used towards a girl with a lot of attitude.
Joe: Dave, you piss drunk
Dave: You don tell me!
by Pheonixonearth May 26, 2006
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If-Asked-Don't-Tell

If-Asked-Don't-Tell - is a policy position reserved for the formerely-unbiased press of suddenly being "blind-deaf-and dumb" about any recognition of wrongdoing, unethical behavior, or corruption by any noteworthy liberal.

It especially applies to any politician that was ideologically (or even financially) supported by that same news media "opinion machine" - and relates to the "separation of press and state".
Q - "Did you hear about the Democrat Congressman who..?"

A - "Shhhh - we have an If-Asked-Don't-Tell policy and I can't comment on that - and I have a deadline for a Palin expose'.."

(Similar to the "Don't Ask Don't Tell" policy regarding sexual deviance - except that it applies to a deviation from ethics and good journalism - or both)
by op_position November 07, 2010
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No New Tale to Tell

You cannot go against nature
Because when you do
Go against nature
It's part of nature too

Our little lives get complicated
It's a simple thing
Simple as a flower
And that's a complicated thing

No new tale to tell
No new tale to tell
No new tale to tell

AHHHH

My world is your world
People like to hear their names
I'm no exception
Please call my name
Call my name
No new tale to tell
No new tale to tell
No new tale to tell

AHHHH

When you're down
It's a long way up
When you're up
It's a long way down

It's all the same thing
No new tale to tell

No new tale to tell
by Death Menace October 05, 2022
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My mind's telling me no, but my body is telling me yes
by Interactive November 07, 2009
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can you tell the time

The first thing your wife says to you when you come home drunk.
<Robert> *Staggers in drunk*
<Mary> Can you tell the time?
<Robert> *Blatant confusion*
by i love having no friends June 23, 2021
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