swedish breathmint

When one person farts into another person's mouth before kissing.

John: "Hey Brad I'm gonna go on a date with Janice today but I don't have any gum, mind giving me a Swedish breathmint?"
Brad: "Sure, I ate some Taco Bell not long ago so it's all good."

by luftwaffle February 2, 2014

Swedish teacup

When a man and two women partake in a three some, the man pulls out and fills one of the women's navels with semen. The other woman then slurps the semen out in a similar fashion of a body shot.

Dude I finally got mary to agree to a three some and she totally let me Swedish teacup susan.

by Kenyan viking November 23, 2015

swedish cornhole

The act of eating meatballs while soaking in a tub of IcyHot while wearing a speedo

I have plans tonight that involves a Swedish cornhole

by Deycorli May 31, 2017

Swedish Nap

A nap taken by two people, one of which is Swedish or of Swedish decent. Rated in levels of 1-4 increasing with the level of sexual activity similar to that of the four basis of sex.

Elsa and I took a level 2 Swedish nap today I can't wait till she lets me go to level 4!

by Mtdependable October 18, 2017

Swedish shuffle

When someone doesn't want to be part of the conversation any longera but haven't got a good way to get away, they simply slide out of the conversation. A Swedish shuffle.

Wait, wasn't Mark with us just now?
I guess he did a Swedish shuffle.

by Braxenator January 27, 2019

Swedish Pescatarian

Someone who solely eats Swedish Fish

The Swedish Pescatarian overdosed on Red Dye #40.

by MaxPowerDefines September 21, 2019

Swedish sex

Having sex on an Ikea bed

Guy 1: me and my girl friend had swedish sex last evening.
Guy 2: yeah, me and my kids saw.

by PappusClappus July 29, 2020