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cum pie suprise

nut in a girls mouth while getting a bj
that bitch was pissed when i gave her the cum pie suprise
by nickle stack and ed dirt October 4, 2007
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Ego Submission

a submission to Urban Dictionary that has
significance only to the person sending it. Submitting said definition is like
telling an inside joke during a stand up comedy routine. Its lack of universal appeal guarantees it will be a flop.
Most of the words on the editorial review pages are a bunch of stupid ego submissions, such as: "Virginia - a woman whose beauty, intelligence, wit, and knife-fighting skills ARE, IN FACT, what bring all the boys to the yard."
by VFM Radio July 7, 2008
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Snake Skin Suprise

A Snake Skin Surprise or The Dirty Snake Skin is when you amass a collection of used condoms, preferably used during anal sex, and then you leave them in strange unsuspecting areas.

A Snake Skin Surprise is best when it is a subtle suprise, so instead of putting the snake skin in the bathroom sink you should put it in a box of cotton swabs, or underneath a box of razor blades.

Other good spots to leave a Dirty Snake Skin are: behind a TV, underneath couch cushions, in glove boxes, toothpaste drawer.
Why the hell is this there a Snake Skin in my sock drawer?

Snake Skin Suprise
by K1LL_4_FUN March 17, 2011
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suprision

The toilet seat closing in a quiet house knocked me right into suprision!
by dustburn May 8, 2007
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Arizona Sunrise

When a woman has just the slightest bit of Areola (skin around nipple) peaking through their outfit. Just the slightest bit of brown shading qualifies an Arizona Sunrise. This looks similar to a sunrise where the sun is just rising up over the horizon, but not quite there. Not to be confused with a "Slip of the Nipple".
Waiter: "Damn did you see the Arizona Sunrise at Table 23?"

Busboy: "Shit...not yet. I'll check it out. What size nips we talkin?"

Waiter: "At least Silver Dollars"
by DesertBum July 3, 2014
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Sunrise Social

Waking up early enough to see the sunrise. Like an ice cream social, yet with the sun.
Would you care to join me for a sunrise social tomorrow?
by Superjamz June 29, 2009
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