When you either have intercourse with the stump of a tree. Or when you decapitate someone and have intercourse with their bloody stump.
"i've just stump fucked that old lady"
"Golly gosh thats an attractive looking willow, i wanna stump fuck it"
"not now Hunny, i'm stump fucking, i'll fuck you later"
"Golly gosh thats an attractive looking willow, i wanna stump fuck it"
"not now Hunny, i'm stump fucking, i'll fuck you later"
by Lance Hardwood February 2, 2008
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Marsha finally gave me the consent to wax that ass last night, and I'll be damned if she didn't have stump monkey. I never got the head in.
by hoss May 21, 2003
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by Ben daiho May 25, 2008
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Vaginal-penile intercourse with a woman no legs.
Inserting your handless stump into some ho's cooch.
Two multiple amputees atempting to have sex (otherwise known as log-rolling)
Vaginal-penile intercourse with a woman no legs.
Inserting your handless stump into some ho's cooch.
Two multiple amputees atempting to have sex (otherwise known as log-rolling)
by zeppelinboy September 21, 2005
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An inbred hillscoggin' Harley drivin' store-bought patriotic southern good-ole-moron....
An inbred hillscoggin' Harley drivin' store-bought patriotic southern good-ole-moron....
That stumpfucker has a confederate flag on his Ford F-150.....
Stumpfuckers love to marry their sisters...
Stumpfuckers love to marry their sisters...
by alex parkman February 8, 2005
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by ::analogue:: September 8, 2004
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That stump jumper is so horny he'd fu___ a pile a rocks as long as he knew there wasn't a snake in it
by MikeeJay63 February 16, 2010
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