stump butler

When you get a handjob from someone with a hook for a hand

I got so trashed last night I gave Someone a stump butler

by Vidartgemagicaldino May 12, 2021

bump the stump

A term for bumping fists.

When I saw Ray at the club, I held out my fist and told him to bump the stump.

by JRB55 September 15, 2010

Stump Puller

When tree guys come chop down a tree a stump remains. Tie a chain around the stump and then the other end around the earth whale’s waist then have them pull the stump out!

One needs to be rather corpulent to be an effective stump puller.

Look at the size of that stump puller at the buffet!

by Lyin’ Dog-Faced Pony Soldier December 30, 2020

pump stump

Created when a woman is on her knees and forearms sticking her ass in the air thus making a 'stump' ready for pumping by her male partner.

"Dude, last night was awesome. We went back to her place and the next thing I know, she takes off her clothes and makes a pump stump right in the middle of the living room floor. Rug burns on my knees are killing me."

by Lebrewski June 11, 2014

cherry stump

a short virgin. Opposite of cherry tree.

sure she may be short, but shes a cherry stump.

by Bizhow June 8, 2004

patrick stump

SUPPOSED to be the main guy in fall out boy,
but pete wentz took that place. so now he's just
kind of there, getting fatter everytime we see him.

1-did you see the fall out boy show tonight?
2-ya i was there! but were was patrick stump?
1-he was singing the whole time right in center stage
2-oh....he's fat...

by lostwithoutyou102 May 16, 2006

patrick stump

patrick stumph

is mine and tegan's and pete wentz's, sings for fall out boy

"i am graces only" says Patrick Stump

by grace March 19, 2005