Stop The Count

A term used by Donald Trump to stop the election after losing the election and being a sore loser

Person 1 : Hey, did you see the election results
Person 2 : Yea Biden won
Donald Trump: STOP THE COUNT
Person 2: Fuck off

by Tejasthegod November 8, 2020

rest stop toilet paper

Super low grade single ply butt ribbon found in the bathrooms of rest stops,service stations and most other public rest rooms.Contains visible chunks of wood pulp.15 sheets glued together qualifies as plywood.What name brands compare their product to and refer to as "the next leading brand".

I got splinters in my fingers from using that rest stop toilet paper.

by wolfbait51 June 2, 2011

stop short

When the driver is on a date and pretends to stop short in an emergency situation, hence putting his arm out as if to stop the passenger from flying through the windshield. But what he is really doing is feeling her boobs...

"Dude, you used the stop short? That's my move!"

by Robby H. November 9, 2004

Fat Stop

A largely overweight man who thinks he is king of everything who "guards" the parking lot at high schools. He thinks he is a policeman and tries to chase students around who he thinks are breaking the rules; hated by students. He drives a golf cart around campus, which leans lovingly to one side as he polices the area.

There is only one known example, located at Temple High School.

by Cameron Burk April 14, 2005

f-stop blues

When you can't get the right balance between light and exposure resulting in a blurry picture. A wasted shot.

"Clouds bring the f-stop blues." -Jack Johnson

by happyjapster June 29, 2006

stop drop and fap

The term for when your browsing the internet, and stumble across a pornographic image so compelling, that you must commence fapping (masurbating) immediately.

Steve was browsing the net, he found the sexiest pic ever and from there it was stop drop and fap.

by Mike Simons July 12, 2011

Egyptian stop sign

A sexual act that takes months to prepare for. The first step involves growing an Egyptian dick beard similar to king tut. Then you sit on someone's face with your ass cheeks on their eyes, your grundel on their nose, & your balls in their mouth. Now while bobbing up and down on their face do the z shaped Egyptian arm thing.

Jason has been growing his dick beard for months so he can give jeny the Egyptian stop sign

by My boy blew December 6, 2011