stiffy

A name given to a 1.44MB data disc to differentiate it from a 360MB "Floppy" data disc.

Not used outside South Africa to my knowledge.

To a secretary: Can you give me a stiffy?

by Derek Blount April 15, 2008

wet-stiffys

sex without a condom
really hot sex
slime
blow job

boy 1: man I fucked this girl Saturday and she gave me some wet-stiffys.
Boy 2: Lucky bastard
boy 1: yeah I'm that pimpin
boy 2: ahhhhhhhhhhh
boy 1: skeetttt

by kayleen....seli May 6, 2008

Stife

(adj) used (in certain places at least) to mean stingy in the very negative sense. Does not have to refer to money, but usually does. Usually used when the speaker is referring to someone else who has wronged him or her.

Bob: Hey guys this was some expensive queeze so if you could each pitch in $10 I would really appreciate it.

Mark: Ok sure man.

Joe: Uhhh sorry, I don't have $10.

*Joe leaves*

Mark: Wow, what a douche.

Bob: Yeah, Joe is one stife mug.

by $.$ April 25, 2011

STIFLAN

Sometimes I Feel Like A Ninja

1: Man, you have the reflexes of a ninja.

2: Yeah, STIFLAN!

by yeah, not gonna happen May 24, 2009

stiff bickies

used for expressing a lack of sympathy with a bad turn of events

Jason: Michael you can't just fuck my missus, I thought you where my mate

Michael: "stiff bickies" mate

by Thickness68 February 9, 2017

stiff tongue

a man who do oral sex on a woman until she cums more than usual.

a man who is very good with his tongue that with his wood.

good day mr. stiff tongue

my boy friend have a very stiff tongue and he can do his thing

by mr. stiff tongue June 6, 2009

stiff jiggler

butt fucking whilst doing the electric slide

Me and my baby did the stiff jiggler last night and she sprained her ankle.

by Jimma Ta September 20, 2008