Stanley Straight

A type of hair which looks incredibly geeky and out of place. You usually perceive it with distaste, and feel negatively about how you look when you have it. It's also known as Stanley hair.

"Oh my god look at my Stanley hair today!"
"This hairstyle? It's totally Stanley Straight"

by Tobicat August 18, 2017

Stoney Bolognese

The state of being so stoned that you are unable to form coherent sentences or logical thought. A more intense and total high than simply being "stoney bologna." Only possible after many hours of ripping the bing bing.

Man 1: Yo bro you wanna rip bing bing tonight?
Man 2: Nah, I got way too stoney bolognese last night. Thanks though.
Man 1: Come on dude, lets get bolognese.
Man 2: Ok fine, bing bing it is.

by YH2k18 October 18, 2018

Stoney River

A situation in which two older men treat you to a lovely dinner and then proceed to Eiffel Tower you afterward.

Did you hear what happened to Evan? He got the Stoney River from his bosses last weekend.

by silversoul94 December 8, 2019

Stacey from Medina

Stacey from Medina is a young white woman that speeds around in her Rolls Royce that her husband bought her, which is over $300k. She prefers speeding in downtown Bellevue and her husband is a tittie surgeon in the Greater Seattle area. Her job status is unknown, but she is pretty hot. She can be seen at 520 Bar and Grill, Carmine’s and Ascend Prime Steak and Sushi on the 31st floor at the most southern part of Lincoln Square with some of the Medina moms. She meets with them daily or weekly. She also doesn’t have any children, and is unknown if she wants any. The cops know who she is and she doesn’t get any tickets because of her in demand looks in Medina. Her house size is pretty average for Medina at around 7,000 square feet or bigger and is on the lakefront. She only takes out her Land Rover Range Rover Autobiography Long Wheelbase once a year which costs over $250k. Her favourite gifts that she gets almost every year are glassybabys and she likes to shop at the Bravern Shops that consist of Neiman Marcus, Hermés, Louis Vuitton, Moncler, Prada, etc. It is known that she judges what kind of house people live in, what kind of clothes they wear, and what kind of cars people drive.

Person 1: Who’s that lady speeding down Bellevue Way at 120 MPH?

Person 2: Oh, that’s Stacey from Medina. I met her the other day at Ascend.

by Bellevue High School Student May 19, 2020

Stacey

She’s the kind of girl anyone can get along with. She’s hysterical, quick witted, gorgeous, funny, hilarious, great joke teller, beautiful, so dang pretty, also has killer dance moves. She’ll seduce you with her humor and her great jokes and she’ll also except your jokes about her whiteness and racism.

I love working with Stacey

by Yecatslove September 29, 2020

Stanley (town)

Stanley is a little disease ridden town near consett what is full of scary hard people and at there maccies they have to have a bouncer there and there also is the head quaters of the stanley maffia who will pull up to your house if you diss stanley but still conset>>>stanley.

Stanley (town) is a very scary town
man 1:hes fit
man 2: there from stanley
man 1: oh well

by Uncle Barry touched me May 11, 2022

stanley

little dickhead with a microscopic dick, who also acts so tough when really hes just a baby inside. He'll never become a man so everyone should treat him like the little boy he'll always be.

' are u a pussy?'

'no i'm stanley.'

by itssude87 June 8, 2022