when excess viewing of the girl across the room's miniscule derriere causes your purple headed trouser trout to twitch involunterily,thus depositing a quantity of ball curd into your knickers.
mmmmmmm...AAA..AAAAAAAAGHH, fuck.
peter,did that girl just cause you to spunk your pants?
"slap"... YOU CHEAP BASTARD!!!!!!......
peter,did that girl just cause you to spunk your pants?
"slap"... YOU CHEAP BASTARD!!!!!!......
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danish pastilles that have been produced for over 30 years. As salt liquorice in a black box and winegums in a green box.
by MissDK March 28, 2009
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2) A female who fanny farts, launching the ejaculated seaman at the male who produced the fluid.
3) An insult to a male you dislike, insinuating that the male is of a homosexual nature and generally unpleasant.
2) A female who fanny farts, launching the ejaculated seaman at the male who produced the fluid.
3) An insult to a male you dislike, insinuating that the male is of a homosexual nature and generally unpleasant.
1) Lover 1: Oh I appear to have done a fart and some of your spunk fired out, does that make me a spunk farter?
Lover 2: Yes.
2) As above
3) Shut up spunk farter.
Lover 2: Yes.
2) As above
3) Shut up spunk farter.
by Andy & Tammy November 9, 2006
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Get the Spunk mug.The british actor/singer who is most famous by his role in TWILIGHT. Robert Pattinson is his real name and Spunk Ransom is his stage name. Pattinson plays Edward Cullen, a vampire, who falls in love with bella swan (Kristen Stewart). Check out his song on the twilight album "Never Think"
Dude are you going to go see that performer tonight?
yeahh dude he is such a spunk ransom/Robert Pattinson!
yeahh dude he is such a spunk ransom/Robert Pattinson!
by criestinaa January 30, 2009
Get the Spunk Ransom/Robert Pattinson mug.When you bust a huge load of spunk in your roomates bottom bunk bed and it sticks to the bottom of the top bed. You do this right before your roommate goes to bed so the spunk drips down on him as he sleeps.
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