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spunk in trunk

To spunk in ones trunk is simply another way off explaining ejaculation from a mans penis in the anus after climaxing during anal sex. The 'spunk' left in the anal canal after the anal sex has taken place is now classed as spunk in the trunk. A man wanting anal sex with a lady (or man) may say 'I would like to spunk in your trunk'
When a male reaches climax during anal sex and ejaculates. with either a woman or another man, this is deemed a Spunk in trunk moment
by lotsofloprabbits December 7, 2013
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Sprunking

Dating a bunch of lifeguards and balding in your teens
Wow, he's really sprunking.
by forgodandcountry May 17, 2018
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SPANKING THE TURTLE 🐢

The act of trying to slap a turtle head back up your luscious cheeks to avoid sheer embarrassment and the otter humiliation that comes with shitting your pants. This commonly done when restrooms are not available.
“Bro, I was SPANKING THE TURTLE 🐢 in hopes I would make it to a bathroom in time.”
by Steven dickerson June 16, 2018
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skunking a motherfucker

When you purchase a bottle of pure skunk oil from Amazon, to be used to skunk the fuck out of the inside of the walls of a landlords house who has been fucking with you... on your last day there.
I am going to get the last box and put it in the moving truck and then we are outta here, but first i'm gonna finish "Skunking a motherfucker" so no one ever wants to live here again.
by Stains and Smears March 15, 2018
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Sponking

When one shit, sneezes, farts, and ejaculates in the same time
Yo me and my dad went sponking last night was fuckin lit my guy
by Sumo is cool May 17, 2019
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The Spanking Lady

A scary-ass witch woman who is hired by parents to spank their naughty children into submission.
"Eat your vegetables or it's the Spanking Lady for you, sir!"
by Frickin' I don't care June 9, 2009
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Night spanking

When you wake up in the middle of the night restless, so you decide to Masturbate to pass the time.
I could't sleep with all drugs took, hmm.....I guess I'll do some Night spanking
by Liberal Assassin January 25, 2017
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