A very large ass. Generally one that is ridiculously huge.
Ponderosa - A Ponderosa is an all you can eat buffet style restaurant.
Ponderosa - A Ponderosa is an all you can eat buffet style restaurant.
by Paul Smith "Dooly Loo King" October 6, 2007
Get the Ponderosa Spread mug.1. Waking up with your partner in the middle of the night, engaging in the physical act of love, and falling asleep again.
2. A delicious sandwich at resto Santropol in Montreal.
2. A delicious sandwich at resto Santropol in Montreal.
"Jeepers, me and Stacy had a fantastic midnight spread last night."
"That's swell, but it can't beat the midnight spread Jacynthe and I had this morning."
"That's swell, but it can't beat the midnight spread Jacynthe and I had this morning."
by newton64 August 19, 2008
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When your sleazy, white trash, welfare-dependant daughter comes back to roost at your home with her five illegitimate children – because she just can’t make ends meet on four handouts alone.
With the cost of everything rising, public assistance from Welfare, Social Security, Food Stamps and Child Support is no longer allowing her to live the way that she had been accustomed – and the single-wide trailer has just been repossessed!
It’s sad, but once the essentials such as cigarettes, beer, drugs, snacks, lottery tickets, magazines and pre-paid cell phone cards are purchased, there never seems to be enough money left over for the non-essentials such as rent, utilities, gas or car repairs.
With the cost of everything rising, public assistance from Welfare, Social Security, Food Stamps and Child Support is no longer allowing her to live the way that she had been accustomed – and the single-wide trailer has just been repossessed!
It’s sad, but once the essentials such as cigarettes, beer, drugs, snacks, lottery tickets, magazines and pre-paid cell phone cards are purchased, there never seems to be enough money left over for the non-essentials such as rent, utilities, gas or car repairs.
Man1: I heard that C moved back in with you, with all the kids.
Man 2: Yep, The Spread Eagle Has Landed!
Man 2: Yep, The Spread Eagle Has Landed!
by Politic Ric October 31, 2010
Get the The Spread Eagle Has Landed mug.1. verb - The act of bending over and spreading your butt cheeks in someone's face (usually for a rectal visual exam)
by waterleopard December 27, 2011
Get the bend and spread mug.A delicious alternative to the bush taco, wherein a solid and juicy shit is spread on bread, toast or eaten with carrots and celery. Intense vommiting may follow.
I have a piece of bread but I have no peanut butter. I do however have anal spread, well I will in about 5 minutes.
by esparagus partridge October 21, 2009
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Get the street spread mug.noun: The name given to the delicious expanse of flesh one sees directly before penetrating, or giving oral pleasure to, a male or female anus from behind.
Hazle= the implied colour of the orifice (or literal, if he/she hasn't washed properly)
Nut(s)= in the case of a male reciever, his scrotum
Spread= the act of spreading, or if one wants to be cheeky, the 'spread' (as in the spread of a banquet) on offer for consumption
Hazle= the implied colour of the orifice (or literal, if he/she hasn't washed properly)
Nut(s)= in the case of a male reciever, his scrotum
Spread= the act of spreading, or if one wants to be cheeky, the 'spread' (as in the spread of a banquet) on offer for consumption
Tom: "she was begging for it, so I just spread her right there on the table man...it was a beautiful sight. A HAZLENUT SPREAD."
Dick: "if only it tasted as sweet."
Dick: "if only it tasted as sweet."
by Phat'n'Gypsy July 7, 2010
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