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Sploosh

a smoothie but better Made with:
1 peach
1 bannanna
1/2 cup SCD Homemade yogart
1/4 cup honey
Like on Holes were Zero and caveman survive stranded in a desert under a boat. All they have is Sploosh to eat and drink.
by Kayla December 7, 2003
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splooze

splooze is the orgasm a guy has when he's jacking off and has a cumgasm where his jizz just oozes out of his dick.
I was taking care of my morning wood, and when I had a cumgasm, my cum didn't spurt - it sploozed out!
by USAF Cadet November 16, 2020
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Sloozin

The sleep you almost get and the time lost in the morning between the snooze alarms.
I was late this morning. Too much sloozin.
by EricLM January 20, 2009
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Splooge Humps

When u Jizz on a Girls Stomach then ride the ripples ("humps") with your beer belly and floppy wang.
I was gonna blow my load in Suzie on Middle Beach, but decided to ride them "Splooge Humps" instead.
by OceanGrover123 July 22, 2009
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sploosh blanket

Hey man, did you see that nasty sploosh blanket in Dave's car? He should throw that shit away.
by kraken32 April 19, 2010
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Splooshback

The most irritating thing in the world. while one takes a fairly large dump, when it hits the bowel water it makes a "sploosh" sound. Now splooshback is when after the sound that nasty bowel water splashes back all over your ass
Dude 1: Dude were have you been?

Dude 2: Sorry bro had a bad splooshback in the toilet
by monsta7144 September 14, 2011
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Splooot

noun: 1. A wrestling game for a couple, whose object is to be the first player who sticks, or shoves, his or her middle finger in the opponent's anus, and exclaims "Splooot!" while making the winning move. 2. The exclamation of "Splooot!"

verb: 1. To play a game of Splooot. 2. To make the winning move in a game of Splooot.

NOTE: The winner is rewarded with one sexual favor he or she so desires from the loser, and the loser must comply with the winner's demand.
Example: Bruce soon discovered that he was disadvantaged playing a round of Splooot with Marta, an Olympian athlete.
by Achilles Murat II October 28, 2011
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