splonkers

SPLONG•KURZ

noun

1.
a lifestyle consisting of superior enlightenment, or a higher state of consciousness

2.
miscellaneous supplies

adjective

1.
incapacitated

noun

1.
"They don't understand. They all ignorant and jealous of Splonkers."

2.
"I got Splonkers."

adjective

1.
"I got so Splonkers."

by Pakkedahps July 31, 2017

splooge bomb

Popping the question; proposing to your significant other

Dude, can you believe that Brian dropped the splooge bomb on his girlfriend last night?

Katie looked shocked when Dave splooge bombed her right there in the restaurant.

by rich ryder May 25, 2010

pumpkin splooge

the "insides" of a pumpkin that are removed before carving

"i got pumpkin splooge all over me from makin this jack-o-lantern."

by ARCRUZ March 27, 2008

Squiggly Splooge

(noun) - dried sperm in a women's hair after sex

girl: "I have so much squiggly splooge in my hair from last night, Jim busted in my hair and i didn't clean it up"

by jpeps November 29, 2011

sploogesprayed

Seaman is sprayed all over a large area of the body.
Commonly ejactulated in the face and neck .

Man I was so excited I accidentally sploogesprayed all over her face..She was so surprised!

Man I was so excited I accidentally sploogesprayed all over her face..She was so surprised!

by Iwishicould May 12, 2018

Splooger Rob

Someone who leaves a bad mess somewhere with their splooger and takes off hoping no one knows it was them.

Tim: "Who did that skid? They made a bad mess! It stinks!"
Scott: "My mate Splooger Rob, be won't admit it though"

by Trumpet65 November 13, 2020

Sheet Splooger

Someone who has sex so often, he earned the title of Sheet Splooger

Jessie, did you see george? they say he's "The Infamous Sheet Splooger"!

by The Infamous Sheet Splooger July 8, 2023