Splock

To strike someone with one's wet/sticky penis after ejaculation, usually in the face.
The word originated as an onomatopoeia for the noise made when a penis (with foreskin) strikes another person making a very distinct noise.
To cock-slap with a wet and sticky penis.

Jenny swallowed and then I splocked her on both cheeks leaving her with a very messy face; she loved it.

by AidanH February 10, 2009

put in a spliff

This is an act primarily performed by the inhabitants of England and the distant relatives of the Chav species, This is the act of burning somebody to ashes and afterwards putting them into a spliff

Guy 1: 'Ay wagwan bro, did you hear what happened to SJ?,
Guy 2:'naaa bro'
Guy 1: 'he got put in a spliff'

by WaganPffTing February 3, 2020

soloflex

Verb meaning to go somewhere or do something alone.

No one wanted to get a taco with me so I had to soloflex.

by Mustard Bizzle October 10, 2007

Slofie

A slow-motion selfie.

Shut up, I'm taking a slofie.

by splat1234 September 10, 2019

T3h_Spliff

A word that is commonly mistaken for just meaning 'The Weed'. The real meaning for this word is used to define mentally disabled-homosexual zoophiliac's who eat their own poo and throw shoe's at people.

A mate of mine, he's a 'T3h_Spliff', got arrested yesterday for sneaking into the zoo and posing as a cammel to seduce and make cam-lets with them. He was found out when a pedestrian was randomly struck on the face by a shoe.

by T3h_spliff October 20, 2008

spliff earl

some crazy ass cracka who smokes mad weed and gets jillybanged every damn day.

yo thats my dog spliff earl watch em hit this spliff.

by some guy March 4, 2005

splode

v. To experience a voluminous, high pressure (generally male) orgasm.

After she gargled my balls and hoovered my johnson for a half-hour, I splode all over her face.

by Watermelon Boy March 28, 2009